YOU WE ARE STILLHAVING NUMEROUS REPORTS
OF MISSING TEETHFROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
THERE ARE ALSO REPORTS OFMISSING TOOTH FAIRY MONEY.
WE BELIEVE THAT THERECAN BE ONLY ONE LOGICALREASON FOR ALL OF THIS.
A GIANT HALF-CHICKEN,HALF-SQUIRREL
THAT STEALS EITHER TEETHOR MONEY FROM CHILDRENAS THEY SLEEP
IN ORDER TO BUILD SOME KIND OF A GIANT NEST
FOR ITS GENETICALLY SUPERIOR ANDPOTENTIALLY DANGEROUS OFFSPRING.
WE BELIEVE ALSO,
THAT THIS CREATURE WOULD HAVEAT LEAST A MILD UNDERSTANDING
OF ALGEBRA.
UH, EXCUSE ME, I THINKI HAVE A MORE LOGICAL THEORY.
WELL, BY ALL MEANS,MR. FOLEY, ENLIGHTEN US.
I THINK WHAT WE'VE GOT HEREIS A BLACK MARKET TOOTH RACKET.
SOMETHING WHERE ONE GROUPIS STEALING THE MONEY AND TEETH
FROM ANOTHER GROUPFOR A PROFIT.
HA HA !HA HA !HA HA !
HA HA !HA HA !HA HA !
OH, MR. FOLEY, YOU REALIZEHOW RIDICULOUS THAT SOUNDS.
IT'S NOT RIDICULOUS,IT'S VERY POSSIBLE !
I'VE SEEN ITHAPPEN BEFORE.
WHERE ?
IN MONTREAL.
HA HA !HA HA !HA HA !
HA HA !HA HA !HA HA !
AND WHERE, PRAY,IS THIS MON-TREE-AL ?
LOOK, I KNOWHOW TO HANDLE THIS.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO ISBRING DOWN THE KINGPIN
AND THE REST WILL FALL.
YOU'LL SEE, I'LL HAVE IT TAKENCARE OF IN A MATTER OF WEEKS.
VERY WELL, MR. FOLEY, YOU GOON YOUR WILD GOOSE CHASE !
AND MEANWHILE, WE'LL DEAL WITHTHE RE PROBLEMS AT HAND.
I WILL !
( scoffing )ANYWAY, THE HALF-CHICKENHALF-SQUIRREL
WOULD MOST LIKELY BE3 TO ÁFEET TALL
HIS LARGE BEAKIS PROBABLY DETACHABLE
AND WORKS ASA FLOTATION DEVICE.
ADA Convention
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 s04e02
The ADA believes the missing teeth crisis is caused by a giant half-chicken, half-squirrel creature.

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