The "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee - Video Clip | South Park Studios

COMMITTEE ISHERE TO SEE YOU.

OH, NOT ANOTHER COMMITTEE,SEND THEM IN.

THIS IS THE"FREE ERIC CARTMAN NOW"COMMITTEE" ?

YEAH.

WELL, BOYS,WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU ?

OKAY, GO AHEADAND START.

I DON'T START,YOU START.

OH, YEAH.

AHEM...HELLO, MR. GOVERNOR,

AND THANK YOU FORTAKING TIME TO HEAR

OUR PRESENTATIONON HATE CRIME LAWS, ENTITLED:

"HATE CRIME LAWS,A SAVAGE HYPOCRISY".

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YES, OVER THEPAST FEW YEARS

OUR GREAT COUNTRY HAS BEENDEVELOPING NEW HATE CRIME LAWS.

IF SOMEBODY KILLSSOMEBODY IT'S A CRIME,

BUT IF SOMEBODY KILLS SOMEBODYFROM A DIFFERENT COLOR,

IT'S A HATE CRIME.

AND, WE THINK THATTHAT IS A SAVAGE HYPOCRISY.

BECAUSE ALL CRIMESARE HATE CRIMES.

IF A MAN BEATS ANOTHER MAN,BECAUSE THAT MAN WAS SLEEPINGWITH HIS WIFE--

IS THAT NOT A HATE CRIME ?

IF A PERSON VANDALIZESA GOVERNMENT BUILDING,

IS IT NOT BECAUSE OF HISHATE FOR THE GOVERNMENT ?

THE MOTIVATION FOR A CRIMESHOULDN'T AFFECT THE SENTENCING.

MAYOR, IT IS TIME TO STOPSPLITTING PEOPLE INTO GROUPS.

ALL HATE CRIMES LAWS DOIS SUPPORT THE IDEAS

THAT BLACKS AREDIFFERENT FROM WHITES.

THAT HOMOSEXUALS NEED TO BETREATED DIFFERENTLYFROM NON-HOMOS.

THAT WE AREN'T THE SAME.

BUT, INSTEAD WE SHOULDALL BE TREATED THE SAME.

WITH THE SAME LAWS, AND THE SAMEPUNISHMENTS FOR THE SAME CRIME.

FOR IN THAT WAY CARTMAN COULD BEFREED FROM PRISON, AND WE--

WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN THESLEDDING RACE ON THURSDAY.

THAT IS OUR PRESENTATION.

AN IDEA THAT WE CALL

"HATE CRIME LAWSA SAVAGE HYPOCRISY."

HMM... THAT MADETHE MOST SENSE

OF ANY PRESENTATION I'VE HEARDIN THE LAST THREE YEARS.