WHAT'S THE MATTERTHERE, GARRISON ?
YOU LOOK KINDA SAD.
I'M HAVIN' SOMETROUBLES AT HOME.
WELL COME ON,TELL US ABOUT IT.
WE ALWAYS HELPEACH OTHER OUT,DON'T WE, FELLAS ?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
ALRIGHT,IT'S JUST THAT,
I MEAN, WE'RE ALLFAMILY MEN HERE, RIGHT ?
SURE !YEAH !
I AM,I KNOW THAT.
WELL, CAN I ASK YOU GUYSA DIFFICULT QUESTION ?
COME ON, GARRISON.
ALRIGHT, WOULD YOUHAVE SEX WITH YOUR SON
TO SAVE HIS LIFE ?
OH, THIS IS ONE OF THEMSCRUPLES QUESTIONS, AIN'T IT ?
NO, NO, I GOTA BETTER ONE.
WOULD YOU HAVESEX WITH YOUR MOTHER
TO SAVE YOURFATHER'S LIFE ?
LIKE IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN TOYOUR FATHER'S HEAD AND SAID
"HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOTHEROR ELSE I'LL SHOOT 'IM" ?
OH, THAT'SA TOUGH ONE.
NO, NO, WAIT,YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HOW 'BOUT IFSOMEONE MADE YOU
HAVE SEX WITH YOURMOTHER AND FATHER
TO SAVE YOUR LIFE ?
BUT IF IT WAS TOSAVE MY MOTHER'S LIFE,
I THINK I WOULD HAVE TOHAVE SEX WITH MY FATHER.
WELL, I THINK THATGOES WITHOUT SAYING.
ACTUALLY, I'M JUSTTALKING ABOUT A SON.
I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY SONTO SAVE MY MOTHER'S LIFE.
IT DEPENDS THOUGH--
HOW BIG A GUNARE WE TALKIN' HERE ?
WELL, HE DOESN'THAVE A GUN.
THE FATHER DOESN'THAVE A GUN ?
NO, NOBODY'SGOT A GUN !
I THINK IFSOMEONE SAID
"HAVE SEX WITHYOUR MOTHER
OR ELSE I'M GONNAKILL YOUR SON"
BUT HE DIDN'THAVE A GUN,
I WOULDN'T DO IT.
HE COULD HAVEA KNIFE, THOUGH.
RIGHT.YEAH.SURE A KNIFE.
IF A KILLER PUT A KNIFETO MY THROAT AND SAID
"HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FATHER ORELSE I'M GONNA KILL YOUR MOTHER
WHILE HAVING SEX WITH YOU"
I WOULD HAVESEX WITH MYSELF.
YEAH, I WOULD.WHAT'D HE SAY ?YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
Mr. Garrison Sr. ponders whether to have sex with his son or not.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison has issues with going to Arkansas.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to find the "brown noise."x CLOSE
The whole world craps its pants.x CLOSE
The boys have a run-in with the New Yorkers.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison confronts his father.x CLOSE
The boys challenge the New Yorkers' vocabularyx CLOSE
Mr. Garrison confronts his mother.x CLOSE
Yoko Ono is not a good public speaker.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey tells Mr. Garrison Sr. that the right thing to do would be to molest his son.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison tries to get his dad to molest him.x CLOSE