MR. GARRISON, SENIOR ?
UH, MY NAMEIS MR. MACKIE,
I'M OUR SCHOOLCOUNSELOR, M'KAY.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA ?
I WANNA TALK TO YOUABOUT YOUR SON.
I'M HIS THERAPIST, M'KAY.
LOOK, I DIDN'T SEXUALLY ABUSEMY SON WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER.
YOU DIDN'T ?
NO, HE'S UPSET BECAUSEI DIDN'T MOLEST HIM.
I GUESS THAT'SA LITTLE DIFFERENT.
A LITTLE, YEAH.
HE THINKS IF I DON'T MOLEST HIMIT MEANS I DON'T LOVE HIM.
WELL, NOW UH, WHAT'S HE SUPPOSEDTO THINK, MR. GARRISON ?
I MEAN, LOOK ATALL THE MEDIA--
ALL THE MAGAZINE ADSAND ALL THE TV ADS
TALKING ABOUT SEXUALLYMOLESTATION, M'KAY.
HE SEES ALL THAT AND ASSUMESYOU DIDN'T MOLEST HIM
BECAUSE OF SOME FLAW INHIS LOOKS OR PERSONALITY.
I DIDN'T DO ITBECAUSE IT'S WRONG.
I KNOW, I KNOW, BUTI'M AFRAID THIS PROBLEM
HAS RUN VERY DEEP THROUGHMR. GARRISON'S MENTAL STATE.
I'M WORRIED THAT IF YOU DON'TSOMETHING IT COULD KILL HIM.
HOLD ON A SECOND,ARE YOU ACTUALLY SUGGESTING
THAT I HAVE SEX WITHMY 41-YEAR-OLD SON ?
THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYFATHER'S LIFE
WHEN HE MUST ASK HIMSELF
"HOW FAR WOULD I GOTO SAVE MY SON'S LIFE", M'KAY ?"
WELL, I WON'THAVE SEX WITH HIM.
WELL, I'VE SAIDALL I CAN SAY.
I KNOW IT'S DIFFICULT,
BUT FAMILY ISABOUT COMPROMISES, M'KAY.
DON'T LOSE YOUR SONOVER THIS, MR. GARRISON.
DON'T LOSE YOUR SON, M'KAY.
AM I THE ONLYSANE PERSON LEFT ON EARTH ?
Mr. Mackey tells Mr. Garrison Sr. that the right thing to do would be to molest his son.
Mr. Garrison has issues with going to Arkansas.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to find the "brown noise."x CLOSE
The whole world craps its pants.x CLOSE
The boys have a run-in with the New Yorkers.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison confronts his father.x CLOSE
The boys challenge the New Yorkers' vocabularyx CLOSE
Mr. Garrison confronts his mother.x CLOSE
Yoko Ono is not a good public speaker.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey tells Mr. Garrison Sr. that the right thing to do would be to molest his son.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison tries to get his dad to molest him.x CLOSE