ALRIGHT, EVERYONE,QUIET PLEASE.
THERE ARE OVER4 MILLION OF YOU
SO WE MUST HAVE QUIET.
AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TOINTRODUCE THE WOMAN
WHO IS MAKINGTHIS ALL POSSIBLE,
YOKO ONO !
( garbled & echo-y )
... "MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE".
YOU HEARD HER.
WE'LL START THE REHEARSALIN A FEW MINUTES.
THOSE NEW YORKER KIDSARE GONNA BE HERE ANY SECOND
AND WE STILL DON'T KNOWWHAT QUEEF MEANS.
WE CAN STILL PRETEND LIKEWE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
NO, THEY'LL CATCH ON.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE,I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA.
LET'S MAKE UPOUR OWN WORD.
WE CAN MAKE UP A WORDAND THEN USE IT.
AND THEN THEY'LL ACT LIKE THEYKNOW IT AND WE'LL BUST 'EM.
YEAH, THAT'LLMAKE 'EM LOOK STUPID.
WHAT WORDCOULD WE MAKE UP ?
HOW 'BOUT "FINKLEROY" ?
NO, NO, NOTFINKLEROY.
HOW 'BOUT "GEEBO"OR "MUNG" ?
YEAH, MUNG...MUNG'S GOOD.
SHH, HERE THEY COME.
WELL, HELLO THERE, QUEEFS,
ALL BUNDLED UPNICE AND WARM, ARE WE ?
YOU KNOW WHATYOU GUYS ARE ?
YOU GUYS ARENOTHING BUT MUNG.
WHAT DID YOU CALL US ?
WE'RE NOT MUNG,YOU'RE MUNG.
OH, SO YOU KNOWWHAT MUNG MEANS, HUH ?
OF COURSE WE KNOWWHAT MUNG MEANS.
YEAH, D'YOU THINK WE WOULDN'TKNOW WHAT MUNG MEANS ?
( laughing )
WE BUSTED YOU.
YEAH, MUNG ISN'TEVEN A WORD.
WE MADE IT UP.
HA HA HA HA !
YOU GUYS ARE EVENSTUPIDER THAN I THOUGHT.
MUNG IS SO A WORD.
IT IS ?
YEAH, MUNG IS THE STUFF THATCOMES OUT WHEN YOU PUSH DOWN
ON A PREGNANTWOMAN'S STOMACH.
YOU GUYS DIDN'TKNOW THAT ?
( 4 million kids laughing )
C'MON GUYS, LET'S GET AWAYFROM THESE REDNECKS
BEFORE WE GET"REDNECKASITIS"OR SOMETHIN'.
YOU DUMBASS, CARTMAN.
YEAH, NEXT TIME YOUMAKE UP A WORD,
DON'T MAKE UP ONETHAT ALREADY EXISTS !
The boys challenge the New Yorkers' vocabulary
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison has issues with going to Arkansas.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to find the "brown noise."x CLOSE
The whole world craps its pants.x CLOSE
The boys have a run-in with the New Yorkers.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison confronts his father.x CLOSE
The boys challenge the New Yorkers' vocabularyx CLOSE
Mr. Garrison confronts his mother.x CLOSE
Yoko Ono is not a good public speaker.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey tells Mr. Garrison Sr. that the right thing to do would be to molest his son.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison tries to get his dad to molest him.x CLOSE