WELL KEEP LOOKING,WE GOTTA FIND OUTWHAT IT MEANS
BEFORE WE SEE THOSENEW YORKER KIDS AGAIN.
WELL LET'S TRYTHE DICTIONARY.
"QUEAZY, QUEBEC,QUEEN, QUELCH."
HEY, I FOUND IT,YOU GUYS, I FOUND IT.
WHAT'S IT MEAN,WHAT'S IT MEAN ?
I TOLD YOU GUYS,HERE IT IS, RIGHT HERE.
"THE BROWN NOISE".
"AN OSCILLATION OF SOUND THATCAUSES THE BOWELS TO LOOSEN."
SEE, THAT MEANSCRAP YOUR PANTS.
"THE BROWN NOISE ISBELIEVED TO BE 92 CENTS
BELOW THE LOWESTOCTAVE OF E FLAT".
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
WHO CARES ?
COME ON, WE HAVE TOFIND OUT WHAT QUEEF MEANS.
I CAN DO THIS.
I HAVE TO DO THIS.
( doorbell ringing )
OH HELLO, SON.
CAN I...COME IN ?
UH-- SURE, OF COURSE.
YOUR MOM'S OUTAT BRIDGE NIGHT.
YOU WANT A BEEROR SOMETHIN' ?
NO, I DON'T THINK THAT WILLSOLVE ANY OF OUR PROBLEMS,
THOUGH YOU SEEM TOTHINK IT DID.
I HAVE A LOT OF DEMONSTHAT I NEED TO FACE, FATHER.
I NEED TO KNOWSOME THINGS.
OKAY, LIKE WHAT ?
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,LET'S JUST CUT RIGHT TO IT.
I'VE COME TO ASK YOU ABOUTTHE SEXUAL ABUSE, DAD.
I HAVE TO KNOW WHY !
RIGHT HERE AND NOWWE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS !
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT ?
I NEVER SEXUALLYABUSED YOU.
I WANNA KNOWWHY NOT ?
WAS IT THATI WAS UGLY ?
OH MY GOD !
I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU,WAS THAT IT, DAD ?
SURE, YOU COULD GO OFF AND SCREWANY WHORE ON RYLAND STREET,
BUT WHEN IT CAME TO YOUR OWNSON, YOU WERE JUST TOO BUSY !
( sobbing )
Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
Mr. Garrison has issues with going to Arkansas.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to find the "brown noise."x CLOSE
The whole world craps its pants.x CLOSE
The boys have a run-in with the New Yorkers.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison confronts his father.x CLOSE
The boys challenge the New Yorkers' vocabularyx CLOSE
Mr. Garrison confronts his mother.x CLOSE
Yoko Ono is not a good public speaker.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey tells Mr. Garrison Sr. that the right thing to do would be to molest his son.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison tries to get his dad to molest him.x CLOSE