ABOUT THISMILLENNIUM CONCERT.
HE'S GOTTENA LITTLE OLDER,
BUT YOU'RE GONNA SEEHOW MUCH HE CAN STILL ROCK.
OH, I'M EXCITED TOO.
I THINK IT WILL BRINGMY FATHER'S CHILDREN
BACK TO THEIR FAITHAND BACK TO MINE EYES.
FOR I AMTHE LAMB OF GOD.
YEAH AND Y'KNOW,ROD IS A SEASONED VETERAN
SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TOASK FOR A BIT MORE CASH.
BUT WE CAN TALKABOUT THAT LATER.
HERE COMES ROD NOW.
HEY ROD,GREAT TO SEE YOU !
THE FOLKS ARE SUREGLAD YOU'RE PLAYING.
IT'S REALLY GIVEN THEMA LOT OF FAITH IN ME AGAIN.
I'M SURE THAT TOGETHER WE CANMAKE THIS MILLENNIUM PARTY
THE BESTNEW YEAR'S BASH EVER !
( muttering )POOPANS...
POO PANTS ?
YOU POOPEDYOUR PANTS ?
POOPED MY PANTS.
UH NURSE, MR. STEWART HASAPPARENTLY POOPED HIS PANTS !
NOW MR. STEWART,
WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUTTRYING TO HOLD IN MR. DOOKIE ?
YES, PUBERTY IS AVERY WONDERFUL THING, STAN.
IT'S WHAT LINKS USALL TOGETHER.
MAKES US ONE.
WHAT HAPPENS IF THERE'S SOMEONEWHO NEVER WENT THROUGH PUBERTY ?
NEVER WENTTHROUGH PUBERTY ?
WHO NEVER WENTTHROUGH PUBERTY ?
NOBODY...I MEAN UH...
UH... MY DAD !
YOUR FATHER NEVERWENT THROUGH PUBERTY ?
NO AND UH, THAT'S WHYHE SENT ME HERE,
BECAUSE HE'S TOOEMBARRASSED TO COME HIMSELF.
WELL, I CAN'T SAYTHAT I BLAME HIM.
SO DO YOU KNOW ANYTHINGTHAT CAN HELP HIM ?
WELL I SHOULD THINK THAT THEMOST LOGICAL SOLUTION WOULD BE
YES, HERE,TELL YOUR FATHER
TO TAKE JUST ONE OFTHESE PILLS EVERY WEEK.
IT COULD BE JUSTWHAT HE NEEDS.
AND BE SURE TO TELL HIM THATHIS SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME.
THANKS A LOT DOCTORYOU'RE THE BEST !
I JUST LOVEHELPING PEOPLE.
Stan gets hormone pills from Dr. Mephesto.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
God shows himself to the residents of South Park.x CLOSE
After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.x CLOSE
Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.x CLOSE
Cartman is the first to get his period.x CLOSE
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.x CLOSE
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.x CLOSE
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.x CLOSE