GODDESS WIND ?
GODDESS MOON ?
GODDESS MOON !
I'M HERE !
AND I'M HERE,GODDESS EARTHLY DELIGHT.
SO THIS IS THE FIRST MEETINGOF OUR CLUB
FOR TEENS WHO HAVEGOTTEN THEIR PERIODS.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TALKABOUT OUR PERIODS, AND BOYS.
LET'S TALKABOUT BOYS FIRST.
I THINK CRAIGIS PRETTY COOL,
BUT I DON'T THINKCLYDE IS VERY COOL.
I THINK CLYDEIS KIND OF COOL
BUT CRAIG IS DEFINITELYCOOLER THAN CLYDE.
( mumbling )
OKAY, THAT SETTLES THAT.
NOW LET'S TALK ABOUTOUR PERIODS.
KYLE, YOU FIRST.
OH, UH... UMMM...
WHAT'S THE MATTER, KYLE ?
UH, MY PERIODIS REALLY, UH...
UH, PERIOD ISGOING SWIMMINGLY !
OKAY, THAT MAKES SENSE,MINE IS GOING SWIMMINGLY TOO !
MINE TOO !
( knock knock knock )
OH, HELLO, STAN !
HOW'S IT GOING ?
WHY BAD ?
CAN I COME IN ?
WELL, SURE !
NOW WHAT'S THE MATTER,LITTLE CRACKER ?
CHEF, I HAVE THISFRIEND, SEE...
AND THIS PERSONIS REALLY BUMMED OUT
BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE THE SAME AGE HAS GOTTENTHEIR PERIOD
AND THIS PERSON HASN'T.
OH, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUTYOUR OLDER SISTER SHELLY.
YOUR LITTLEGIRLFRIEND, WENDY.
LOOK IT DOESN'TMATTER WHO IT IS
THE POINT IS THATEVERYONE ELSEGOT THEIR PERIOD
AND THIS PERSON HASN'T.
LOOK STAN, DO YOU REALLYKNOW WHAT A PERIOD IS ?
YEAH, CARTMAN TOLD US.
STAN, LET ME SING YOU A LITTLESONG ABOUT THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE.
I THINK IT MIGHTCLEAR THINGS UP FOR YOU.
♪ OOH BABY, YEAH BABY,OOH BABY ♪
♪ YEAH BABY,YEAH BABY, NOW BABY ♪
♪ OOH YEAH, YES YES BABY
♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH,UH-HUH BABY ♪
♪ AW--AW--AWAW NO, BABY ♪
♪ EWW BABY,NAW NAW ♪
♪ NO I'M COOL,IT'S OKAY ♪
♪ WATCH OUT FOR THEBEDSPREAD, BABY ♪
♪ LOOK OUT, NOW--
♪ UH, I'LLTELL YOU WHAT ♪
♪ UH, HOW ABOUT UHH...
♪ WHY DON'T ICALL YOU NEXT WEEK ♪♪
AND THAT'S MY SONG ABOUTTHE MENSTRUAL CYCLE, STAN.
DID THAT CLEARTHINGS UP FOR YOU ?
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ISTHIS PERSON SHOULDN'T BE BUMMED
BECAUSE EVERYBODY HAS THEIRPERIOD AT A DIFFERENT TIME ?
IS THAT WHAT I SAID ?
BUT IT'S NOT FAIR !
IT'S NOT FAIR THATONE DAY YOU'RE ON TOP,
YOU'RE THE COOLESTKID IN TOWN
AND THE NEXT DAY YOU'REAT THE BOTTOM AGAIN
BECAUSE EVERYONEHAS BLOOD COMING OUTOF THEIR ASS BUT YOU !
AND IF I CAN'T MEN-STRATETHEN BY GOD,
I'M NOT GONNA SIT AROUNDAND BE THE ONLY PERIODLESS8-YEAR-OLD BOY,
I'M GONNA DOSOMETHING ABOUT IT !
I MUSTA' MISSED A WHOLE MIDDLE PART, THERE !
Menstrual Cycle Song
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
God shows himself to the residents of South Park.x CLOSE
After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.x CLOSE
Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.x CLOSE
Cartman is the first to get his period.x CLOSE
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.x CLOSE
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.x CLOSE
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.x CLOSE