LOOK, KENNY AND IARE MATURE NOW.
WE CAN'T SPEND NEW YEAR'S EVEWITH A COUPLE OF KIDS !
DID YOU GET YOURMAXI-PADS, KENNY ?
( mumbling )
TAMPON ?WHAT'S A TAMPON ?
( mumbling )
OOH, DOESN'T THAT HURT ?
YOU GUYS, I GOTMY PERIOD TOO !
WOW, COOL !
YOU DID ?
YEAH, I WAS JUSTHANGING OUT IN MY ROOM
THEN I PERIOD-EDALL OVER THE PLACE.
YOU HAVE TO BE INME AND KENNY'S CLUB, THEN.
MY MOM GAVE ME THIS "WOMEN WHORUN WITH THE WOLVES" BOOK
AND I'M FINDING OUT ALL ABOUTOUR GODDESS POWERS.
AWESOME, WE GET POWERS ?
YEAH, C'MON, WE CAN SET UPEVERYTHING IN MY CLUBHOUSE
AND GET READY FORNEW YEAR'S EVE !
HEY, DON'T FEEL BAD, STAN.
SOME OF US JUST MATUREA LITTLE LATER THAN OTHERS.
"ARE YOU THERE, GOD ?IT'S ME, STAN.
"IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND,I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY KID
"WHO DOESN'T GET HIS PERIODBEFORE THE NEW YEAR.
"COULD YOU SPEED UP MYDEVELOPMENT A LITTLE ?
THANKS GOD,YOUR FRIEND, STAN."
"ARE YOU THERE GOD ?IT'S ME, JESUS.
"I FEEL LIKE I'VE GOT A REALSHOT AT A COMEBACK, GOD.
"FOR WHATEVER REASON, PEOPLE ARESTARTING TO FOLLOW ME AGAIN.
"I'M 2,000 YEARS OLD, BUT I FEELLIKE I'M 28 AGAIN.
"I THINK I'M GOING TO WINEVERYBODY BACK
"BECAUSE I JUST MADEA FEW PHONE CALLS
"AND I'M GOING TO PUT ONTHE MOST AMAZING NEW YEAR'SSPECTACLE
"THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN !
Saying Their Prayers
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.
God shows himself to the residents of South Park.x CLOSE
After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.x CLOSE
Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.x CLOSE
Cartman is the first to get his period.x CLOSE
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.x CLOSE
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.x CLOSE
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.x CLOSE