JESUS WAS GOING TOCOME OUT OF HIS HOUSE
BUT THEN HE WENTBACK INSIDE.
BUT MEANWHILE, MORE AND MOREPEOPLE ARE SHOWING UP
TO SHOW THEIR SUPPORTFOR JESUS.
WELL, THE WAYI SEE IT,
IF HE REALLY ISWHO HE SAYS HE IS
WELL HE BETTERDO SOMETHING ONNEW YEAR'S EVE
'CAUSE IT'SIN THE BIBLE !
( sigh )
FATHER, I NEED TOTALK TO YOU.
PLEASE FATHER,APPEAR TO ME.
WHAT IS IT,MY CHILD ?
FATHER, EVERYONE IS STARTING TOPAY ATTENTION TO ME AGAIN
BECAUSE OFTHE NEW MILLENNIUM.
I'M KIND OFMAKING A COMEBACK !
YEA, LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTABEFORE YOU,
YOU'RE EXPERIENCINGA SECOND REVIVAL.
IT'S THE MILLENNIUM, FATHER.
PEOPLE WANT TOSEE YOU.
NAY, THEIR EYES ARE NOT YETPREPARED TO SEE THE LIKES OF ME.
BUT DAD, I THINK THIS MAY BEMY ONE BIG SHOT AT A COMEBACK !
BE YE CAREFULOF PRIDE, JESUS.
JUST MAKE AN APPEARANCE.
YOU CAN COME DOWN,SAY HI TO A FEW PEOPLE
AND CAN BE BACKBY 12:30 !
I'M SORRY, MY SON BUT IF YOUWANT TO EARN EVERYONE'S LOVE
YOU WILL HAVE TODO IT YOURSELF.
IKE, CAN ITALK TO YOU ?
IKE, I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO DO.
ALL THE GUYS AREGETTING THEIR PERIODS,
AND I DON'T THINK I AM.
I CAN'T BE THELAST ONE TO GET IT,
I JUST CAN'T !
CARTMAN GOT HIS,THEN KENNY.
WHAT IF TOMORROW,STAN SAYS HE GOT HIS
AND I'M LEFT OUT ?
I MIGHT NOT EVEN GET TO BETHEIR FRIEND ANY MORE.
NO, MERKY SAHGA...
I COULD JUST SAYI GOT MY PERIOD.
IT'S NOT LIKETHEY'LL CHECK !
I CAN JUST SAYI GOT MY PERIOD
'CAUSE I REALLY WILLGET IT SOMEDAY
IT'S NOT REALLY LYING,IT'S JUMPING THE GUN A LITTLE.
THANKS A LOT, IKE.
Asking for Advice
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
God shows himself to the residents of South Park.x CLOSE
After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.x CLOSE
Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.x CLOSE
Cartman is the first to get his period.x CLOSE
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.x CLOSE
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.x CLOSE
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.x CLOSE