JESUS WAS GOING TOCOME OUT OF HIS HOUSE
BUT THEN HE WENTBACK INSIDE.
BUT MEANWHILE, MORE AND MOREPEOPLE ARE SHOWING UP
TO SHOW THEIR SUPPORTFOR JESUS.
WELL, THE WAYI SEE IT,
IF HE REALLY ISWHO HE SAYS HE IS
WELL HE BETTERDO SOMETHING ONNEW YEAR'S EVE
'CAUSE IT'SIN THE BIBLE !
( sigh )
FATHER, I NEED TOTALK TO YOU.
PLEASE FATHER,APPEAR TO ME.
WHAT IS IT,MY CHILD ?
FATHER, EVERYONE IS STARTING TOPAY ATTENTION TO ME AGAIN
BECAUSE OFTHE NEW MILLENNIUM.
I'M KIND OFMAKING A COMEBACK !
YEA, LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTABEFORE YOU,
YOU'RE EXPERIENCINGA SECOND REVIVAL.
IT'S THE MILLENNIUM, FATHER.
PEOPLE WANT TOSEE YOU.
NAY, THEIR EYES ARE NOT YETPREPARED TO SEE THE LIKES OF ME.
BUT DAD, I THINK THIS MAY BEMY ONE BIG SHOT AT A COMEBACK !
BE YE CAREFULOF PRIDE, JESUS.
JUST MAKE AN APPEARANCE.
YOU CAN COME DOWN,SAY HI TO A FEW PEOPLE
AND CAN BE BACKBY 12:30 !
I'M SORRY, MY SON BUT IF YOUWANT TO EARN EVERYONE'S LOVE
YOU WILL HAVE TODO IT YOURSELF.
IKE, CAN ITALK TO YOU ?
IKE, I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO DO.
ALL THE GUYS AREGETTING THEIR PERIODS,
AND I DON'T THINK I AM.
I CAN'T BE THELAST ONE TO GET IT,
I JUST CAN'T !
CARTMAN GOT HIS,THEN KENNY.
WHAT IF TOMORROW,STAN SAYS HE GOT HIS
AND I'M LEFT OUT ?
I MIGHT NOT EVEN GET TO BETHEIR FRIEND ANY MORE.
NO, MERKY SAHGA...
I COULD JUST SAYI GOT MY PERIOD.
IT'S NOT LIKETHEY'LL CHECK !
I CAN JUST SAYI GOT MY PERIOD
'CAUSE I REALLY WILLGET IT SOMEDAY
IT'S NOT REALLY LYING,IT'S JUMPING THE GUN A LITTLE.
THANKS A LOT, IKE.
Asking for Advice
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.
God shows himself to the residents of South Park.x CLOSE
After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.x CLOSE
Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.x CLOSE
Cartman is the first to get his period.x CLOSE
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.x CLOSE
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.x CLOSE
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.x CLOSE