DUDE, DID YOU GETYOUR PERIOD YET ?
NO, THERE'S NO BLOODCOMING OUT OF MY ASS.
MINE EITHER, BUTI DOUBLE-CHECKED
AND CARTMAN WAS RIGHT.
YOUR PERIOD ISTHE START OF PUBERTY.
WELL IF CARTMAN ISTHE ONLY ONE WHO GETS IT
AND HE THINKS HE'S TOOGROWN UP TO HANG OUT WITH US
THEN SCREW HIM ANYWAYS.
C'MON CARTMAN, WE HAVE TOMAKE PLANS FOR NEW YEAR'S.
HOLD YOUR HORSES, GUYS.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANTFOR MATURE PEOPLE !
"OFFERS COMPLETE PROTECTIONDURING HEAVY FLOW..."
"MAXIMUM STOPPAGE OFVAGINAL CHUNKS..."
OOH, THIS ONE'SGOT WINGS, YOU GUYS !
( mumbling )
YOU DID !
YOU GOT YOURPERIOD TOO, KENNY ?
( mumbling )
WELL WELCOME TOTHE CLUB, KENNY.
YOU GOT YOUR PERIOD,SO NOW YOU'RE A MAN !
WE CAN HANG OUT TOGETHERON NEW YEAR'S EVE.
BUT FIRST YOU NEED TO BUYSOME MAXI-PADS
TO STUFF IN THEBACK OF YOUR PANTS
SO YOU DON'T GETBLOOD ON YOUR UNDERWEAR.
Buying Maxi Pads
Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.
God shows himself to the residents of South Park.x CLOSE
After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.x CLOSE
Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.x CLOSE
Cartman is the first to get his period.x CLOSE
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.x CLOSE
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.x CLOSE
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.x CLOSE