AND ALL OVER THE WORLD,PEOPLE HAVE STARTED TO CELEBRATE
BY DANCING, SINGING,AND KILLING ONE ANOTHER.
BUT PROBABLY THE BIGGEST EVENTOF THE MILLENNIUM
IS ONE HAPPENINGIN SOUTH PARK COLORADO
WHERE PEOPLE HAVE GATHEREDFOR A CHANCE TO SEE
CRAIG NETZLEIS STANDING BY.
THANKS TOM, IT IS INDEED FOURDAYS UNTIL THE NEW MILLENNIUM
AND HUNDREDS, IF NOT THOUSANDSOF PEOPLE
HAVE COME FROMALL OVER THE WORLD
HERE AT HIS HOUSEIN SOUTH PARK.
EVERYONE IS GIDDY WITHANTICIPATION FOR JESUSTO COME OUT
BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW,
IF JESUS COMESOUT OF HIS HOUSE
AND IS NOTSCARED BY HIS SHADOW
IT MEANS THE NEXTTHOUSAND YEARS
WILL BE FULL OFPEACE AND LOVE.
OH, IT LOOKS LIKEJESUS MIGHT BE COMING OUT !
OH LOOK TOMMY,THERE HE IS !
CAN YOU SEE HIM ?
HE'S NEAT, MOMMY.
EVERYONE ISQUIET HERE, TOM
LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE FELLA'SA BIT NERVOUS.
BUT HE HAS TAKENANOTHER STEP OUT, TOM
THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR US !
UMMM... WHAT AREYOU PEOPLE DOING ?
CAN I HELP YOUWITH SOMETHING ?
WELL, IT'STHE MILLENNIUM, JESUS.
UH, HUH ?
IT'S THE MILLENNIUM.
YEAH !RIGHT !
SO, WHAT HAPPENSAT THE MILLENNIUM ?
I DON'T KNOW.
WE THOUGHTYOU DID !
YEAH, YOU'RESUPPOSED TO KNOW.
YEAH, YOU'RE JESUS !
YEA, BELIEVE IN MEAND YE SHALL FIND PEACE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
WE'VE HEARD THAT CRAPFOR ABOUT 2,000 YEARS NOW.
WE WANNA HEARSOMTHING NEW !
IT'S THE YEAR 2000FOR CHRIST'S SAKE !
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
WE WANT TO SEE GOD !
YEAH, WITH OUR OWN EYES.
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
WE'VE FOLLOWED BLINDLYFOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS
AND WE THINKTHE LEAST GOD CAN DO
IS SHOW UP FORNEW YEAR'S EVE 1999 !
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALYEAH !YEAH !
OH, UHHH, LET METHINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE.
IS THAT GOOD ?
I DUNNO,IS THAT GOOD ?
( phone ringing )
Looking to Jesus
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
God shows himself to the residents of South Park.x CLOSE
After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.x CLOSE
Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.x CLOSE
Cartman is the first to get his period.x CLOSE
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.x CLOSE
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.x CLOSE
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.x CLOSE