DUDE WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOFOR NEW YEAR'S EVE ?
IT HAS TO BE AWESOME !
I KNOW !
IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BETHE BIGGEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES !
YOU GUYS,YOU GUYS !
GUESS WHAT !
WHAT, FAT ASS ?
I'VE BECOME A MAN !
I'VE STARTED PUBERTY,YOU GUYS !
NO YOU DIDN'T !
YES, I REALLY DID !
HOW DOYOU KNOW ?
I GOT MY PERIOD.
YOU GOT YOUR WHAT ?
MY PERIOD, YOU GUYS !
YOU SEE, THERE COMES A TIMEIN EVERY CHILD'S LIFE
WHEN THEY GROW UP, AND NATURESTARTS TO TAKES IT'S COURSE
BY HAVING YOU BLEED OUT OF YOURASS FOR A FEW DAYS EVERY MONTH.
YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP !
MS. ALTON, WHAT'S IT MEANTO GET A PERIOD ?
WELL BOYS, I DON'T THINKI CAN TELL YOU--
PLEASE, IT'S IMPORTANT !
WELL, IT'S WHEN PUBERTY HITS,AND YOU BLEED,
Y'KNOW, "DOWN THERE".
HOLY SH-( beep )DUDE !
CARTMAN'S RIGHT !
WELL GUYS, I'M AFRAIDI WON'T BE ABLE
TO HANG OUT WITH YOUON NEW YEAR'S EVE,
I HAVE TO HANG OUTWITH THE OLDER CROWD
BECAUSE NOW...I'M MATURE.
♪ I GOT MY PERIODAND YOU GUYS DIDN'T ♪
♪ I GOT MY PERIOD
♪ AND YOUGUYS DIDN'T ♪♪
DUDE, CARTMAN CAN'THIT PUBERTY BEFORE US !
WELL MAYBE WE'LL GETOURS SOON TOO !
I'M GONNA GO SEE IFI'M BLEEDING OUT MY ASS !
ME TOO !
IN LOCAL NEWS, A STOMACH VIRUSIS GOING AROUND
THAT IS CAUSING BLEEDING OF THECOLON IN SOME SMALL CHILDREN.
DOCTORS ARE TELLING PARENTSTHAT THE VIRUS IS NOTHINGTO WORRY ABOUT
AND THAT THE INFECTIONSCAN BE DEALT WITH
WITH SIMPLE ANTIBIOTICS.
WELL, IT'S JUST FOUR DAYSUNTIL NEW YEAR'S EVE 1999.
Cartman is the first to get his period.
God shows himself to the residents of South Park.x CLOSE
After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.x CLOSE
Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.x CLOSE
Cartman is the first to get his period.x CLOSE
Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.x CLOSE
Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus write letters to God.x CLOSE
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.x CLOSE
Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.x CLOSE