OF COURSE, YOUTAPED IT TO MY DOG,
HOW COULDI NOT SEE IT ?
UHH... CAN WE SIT DOWN.
WHY NOT ?
ISN'T PAPA'SGARDEN BEAUTIFUL ?
HE WORKSSO HARD ON IT.
REBECCA... DON'T YOUEVER LOOK AT THE TOWN ?
AT THAT FLICKER OF LIGHTOVER THERE ?
I HAVE LOOKED AT IT.
WELL THAT'SA PUBLIC SCHOOL.
AND IN IT, THERE ARECHILDREN, JUST LIKE US.
HOW CAN CHILDREN GO TO SCHOOLON A FLICKER OF LIGHT ?
FROM PUBLIC SCHOOL, YOUR HOUSEIS JUST A FLICKER OF LIGHT.
DON'T YOUWANT TO GO OUT ?
ALL YOU DO IS STAYIN YOUR HOUSE AND STUDY.
WHAT ELSE WOULD ONE DO ?
LOVE...FOR ONE THING.
AND WHAT IS LOVE ?
LOVE... IS THE MOSTIMPORTANT THING ON EARTH.
WHEN BOYS ANDGIRLS FEEL LOVE...
WHAT MEANS "KISS" ?
WHEN A MAN ANDA WOMAN FEEL LOVE
THEY PUT THEIRLIPS TOGETHER.
OH, YOU MEAN A MATE.
WHEN IT IS TIME TOINCREASE THE HERD,
MY PROVIDER WILLSELECT ONE FOR ME.
REBECCA, IN PUBLIC SCHOOL,WE SELECT OUR OWN MATE.
IN PUBLIC SCHOOL,MEN AND WOMEN GET TOGETHER,
MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY.
YOU CERTAINLY COMEFROM A SILLY PLACE.
STILL, I SHOULD LIKETO TRY THIS... KISS.
SO I COULDWRITE ABOUT IT.
HOW DO WE DO IT ?
I'M NOT COMPLETELY SURE.
SHOULD WE...LOOK IT UP ?
NO, I THINK ITS JUST SOMETHINGYOU HAVE TO TRY A FEW TIMES
UNTIL YOU...GET IT... RIGHT.
( smooch )
WOW, THAT WAS FUN !
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LLGO TO THE DANCE ?
YOU BET YOURSWEET ASS I WILL !
Public School Mating
Kyle's kiss loosens Rebecca up.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Home school kids are way smarter than Cartman.x CLOSE
When Cartman learns what home schooling means, he's inspired to sing about it.x CLOSE
Rebecca gets wild and Mark makes some friends.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a present from his mom.x CLOSE
Kyle has a crush on Rebecca.x CLOSE
Mark attends class in a giant plastic ball, while Cartman is fed up with public school.x CLOSE
Mark comes home duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Mr. Cotswold gets duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Day 2: Mark gets duct taped again.x CLOSE
Rebecca plays 'Doctor' with Kyle.x CLOSE