ERIC, I GOT YOUA NEW HISTORY TEXTBOOK.
WHY DON'T YOUCOME DOWNSTAIRS ?
WAAAAGHHH...NOT RIGHT NOW, MOM.
ERIC, PLEASE, WE HAVE TODO SOME STUDYING TODAY.
I AM STUDYING, MOM.
I'M LEARNING WITHTHE FONICS MONKEY.
MACH MAAACH, MACH !
HEY, FAT ASS, HOW'SHOME-SCHOOLING GOING ?
OH, IT'S SOSWEET, YOU GUYS.
WELL GET YOUR ASSOUT OF BED,
WE HAVE TO GO DEALWITH THAT HOME SCHOOL KID.
I CAN'T,I'M TOO TIRED.
BUT THE BIG DANCEIS TOMORROW
AND ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TODUCT-TAPE HIM TO A FLAGPOLE.
THAT SOUNDS COOL,MAYBE I'LL GO TO THAT.
NO, FONICS MONKEY !
WACH WACH WAAAAACH !
NO, THAT'S A BADFONICS MONKEY !
WACH WACH WAAAACH !
OH MY GOD, FONICS MONKEYKILLED KENNY !
YOU'RE DAMNSTRAIGHT HE DID.
Phonics Monkey Attacks
Kenny gets killed by the Phonics Monkey.
Home school kids are way smarter than Cartman.x CLOSE
When Cartman learns what home schooling means, he's inspired to sing about it.x CLOSE
Rebecca gets wild and Mark makes some friends.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a present from his mom.x CLOSE
Kyle has a crush on Rebecca.x CLOSE
Mark attends class in a giant plastic ball, while Cartman is fed up with public school.x CLOSE
Mark comes home duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Mr. Cotswold gets duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Day 2: Mark gets duct taped again.x CLOSE
Rebecca plays 'Doctor' with Kyle.x CLOSE