COME ON, PIP, SAY IT,SAY "PLEASE HIT ME".
BUT IF I SAY THAT,YOU'LL HIT ME !
NO, I'M GONNA HIT YOUIF YOU DON'T SAY IT.
IF YOU SAY "PLEASE HIT ME",I WON'T HIT YOU.
"PLEASE HIT ME".
ALRIGHT, LET'STRY THIS AGAIN, PIP...
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU SEEM TOLIKE THAT BOY,
YET HATE HIMAT THE SAME TIME.
HEY, KID, GET OUT OFTHAT HAMSTER BALL.
OH, I PROMISEDMY FATHER I WOULDN'T.
SORRY, DUDE,YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
YOU BEST DO WHAT HE SAYS,HOME SCHOOL KID.
WHY THIS IS OUR PARTOF THE PLAYGROUND, SEE,
AND IF YOU DON'TFOLLOW OUR RULES,
WE'RE GONNA DUCT-TAPEYA TO A BENCH.
YOU MEAN YOU WOULD ACTUALLY DUCTTAPE MY ENTIRE BODY TO A BENCH ?
FOR WHAT PURPOSE ?
JUST GET OUTOF THE HAMSTER BALL
OR ELSE YOU'REGONNA FIND OUT !
( kids shouting )
HAVE A NICE SECOND HALFOF THE DAY, NERDO.
YEAH, WHY... WHY YOU SHOULDN'TBE SUCH A SMART MOUTH
OH WHERECOULD HE BE ?!
HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HOMEFROM THE PUBLIC SCHOOL BY NOW !
I'M SUREHE'S ALRIGHT.
THAT MUST BE HIM !
OH MY GOD, SON !
HI MOM, HI DAD.
MARK, WHAT HAVE THEYDONE TO YOU ?!
WELL, THEY DUCT-TAPEDME TO A BENCH.
BUT WHY ?!
I DON'T KNOW, MOTHER.
IT DIDN'T MAKEANY SENSE AT ALL.
WELL, YOU SEE ?!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENSAT PUBLIC SCHOOLS !
BUT I WANT TOGO BACK TOMORROW, PAPA.
PLEASE, JUST GIVE MEONE MORE DAY.
WHAT DO WE DO ?
WELL, IF WE'RE GOING TOLET HIM GO BACK...
IT LOOKS LIKE I NEEDTO HAVE A LITTLE TALK
WITH THOSE OTHERBOYS' FATHERS !
This is What Happens at Public School
Mark comes home duct taped to a bench.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Home school kids are way smarter than Cartman.x CLOSE
When Cartman learns what home schooling means, he's inspired to sing about it.x CLOSE
Rebecca gets wild and Mark makes some friends.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a present from his mom.x CLOSE
Kyle has a crush on Rebecca.x CLOSE
Mark attends class in a giant plastic ball, while Cartman is fed up with public school.x CLOSE
Mark comes home duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Mr. Cotswold gets duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Day 2: Mark gets duct taped again.x CLOSE
Rebecca plays 'Doctor' with Kyle.x CLOSE