YES, MARK ?
WHY CAN'T I GO TO SCHOOLWITH THE OTHER BOYS ?
( gasp )OH...
WELL, BECAUSE SON,PUBLIC SCHOOLS AREINEFFICIENT AND DANGEROUS.
BUT I WANT TO PLAYWITH THE OTHER CHILDREN.
OH, HOW THEYLAUGH AND PLAY, PAPA.
MARK, YOU HAVEPLAY TIME.
YOU GET TO PLAYIN THE AFTERNOONS.
I JUST FEEL LIKE I SHOULDGO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL,
IF ONLY FORA LITTLE WHILE.
TO SEE WHAT OTHERLITTLE BOYS ARE LIKE.
MARK, PUBLIC SCHOOLSARE NO GOOD.
YOUR MOTHER AND IWERE BOTH HOME-SCHOOLED
AND WE TURNED OUTMUCH BETTER BECAUSE OF IT.
PLEASE, PAPA, JUST LET METRY IT FOR A FEW DAYS.
ALRIGHT, FINE, MARK !
YOU GO AHEAD AND GOTO PUBLIC SCHOOL.
YOU CAN JUST FIND OUTFOR YOURSELF
HOW FLAWED ANDTREACHEROUS IT IS !
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO PUBLICSCHOOL, TOO, DO YOU REBECCA ?
OH, HEAVENS NO.
WELL, THANK GOD FOR THAT.
AT LEAST MY DAUGHTERWILL REMAIN SAFE !
( doorbell rings )
OH, HI... IS, UH...IS REBECCA HOME ?
YES, SHE IS.
UH... CAN I TALK TO HER ?
OH, WELL I SUPPOSE SO.
REBECCA, THIS LITTLE BOYWANTS TO SEE YOU.
UH... I JUST...
WHO WAS THAT ?
A LITTLE BOY WANTEDTO SEE REBECCA.
CaptiI TOLD YOU THE SPELLING BEEWAS A BAD IDEA !
BUT THE CHILDREN WON,
AND THEY WERE HAPPYTO MEET THE OTHER CHILDREN.
YES, BUT NOW I THINKWE MAY HAVE OPENED
A "PANDORA'S BOX"THAT WE CAN'T CLOSE !
Kyle has a crush on Rebecca.
Home school kids are way smarter than Cartman.x CLOSE
When Cartman learns what home schooling means, he's inspired to sing about it.x CLOSE
Rebecca gets wild and Mark makes some friends.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a present from his mom.x CLOSE
Kyle has a crush on Rebecca.x CLOSE
Mark attends class in a giant plastic ball, while Cartman is fed up with public school.x CLOSE
Mark comes home duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Mr. Cotswold gets duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Day 2: Mark gets duct taped again.x CLOSE
Rebecca plays 'Doctor' with Kyle.x CLOSE