( doorbell rings )HOLD ON, KIDS !
MRS. BROVLOVSKI ?
WE'RE FROM MT. PEACEFULCEMETERY.
COULD WE HAVE A WORDWITH YOU ?
UH, SURE, COME IN.
WHAT IS IT ?
SOMEBODY HAS DEFILEDYOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE.
DEFILED HOW ?
WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT...SOMEBODY DUG HER UP.
DUG HER UP ?
WELL, THE MOST LIKELYREASON IS THAT...
SOMEBODY WANTED TO HAVESEX WITH HER DEAD BODY.
WE DON'T WANT TO UPSET YOU,BUT IT HAPPENS.
SOMEBODY'S PROBABLY MAKING LOVETO HER CORPSE AS WE SPEAK.
EVERY VILE POSITION, EVERYDISRESPECTFUL ACT IMAGINABLE.
OH DEAR GOD !
YES, BY NOW HE'S PROBABLYEVEN REMOVED HER EYES
AND MADE LOVE TO THEEMPTY SOCKETS AS WELL.
NOW, WE DON'T WANT TO UPSET YOU,BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
YOUR MOTHER'S BODYWOULD BE STIFF AND DRY,
SO HE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE ITSOAKED IN WARM WATER
FOR SEVERAL HOURS BEFOREMAKING LOVE TO IT.
YES, AND NOW FOR THEDIFFICULT PART--
IT IS HIGHLY POSSIBLE THATHE HAS CREATED NEW ORIFICES
IN HER DECOMPOSING FLESH,
LEAVING HER TO LOOKSOMETHING LIKE
AN OVERLOVED HUNKOF SWISS CHEESE.
OKAY, OKAY !I GET THE POINT !
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'REGONNA DO ABOUT IT !
OH, WE DON'T DO ANYTHING,WE'RE JUST THE WATCHMEN.
YEAH, I GUESS MAYBEYOU MIGHT WANT TO
CALL THE POLICE,OR SOMETHING.
NOW, HE PROBABLY WOULDMAKE LOVE TO THE DEAD BODY
IN A COOL, DRY PLACE,
SO AS TO NOT ALLOWFURTHER DECOMPOSITION...
Swiss Cheese Grandma
The cemetery watchmen inform Kyle's Mom of her mother's disappearance.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
The fifth graders give the boys a hard time.x CLOSE
Korn is blamed for the cancellation of the Halloween Haunt.x CLOSE
Korn and the boys set up a groovy pirate ghost trap.x CLOSE
South Park prepares for its Halloween Haunt.x CLOSE
The boys plot their revenge against the fifth graders.x CLOSE
The boys dig up Kyle's dead Grandma.x CLOSE
The boys meet Korn and hide Grandma at the docks.x CLOSE
The cemetery watchmen inform Kyle's Mom of her mother's disappearance.x CLOSE
The boys find out Grandma Broflovski is missing.x CLOSE
The pirate ghosts show up and terrorize South Park.x CLOSE