I'M GONNA CIRCLE EVERYTHINGI WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, OKAY ?
MOM ? OKAY ?
I WANT THIS...
( doorbell rings )AND, LET'S SEE..."COMES WITH... ( mumbling )"
( door opening )"COMES WITH...( mumbling )"
ERIC, YOUR LITTLEFRIENDS ARE HERE.
MOM ! MOM ! YOU WANNA SEEWHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS ?
ERIC, IT'S ONLYHALLOWEEN.
THAT'S ONLY 72 SHOPPINGDAYS LEFT FOR YOU !
COME ON, FAT ASS,WE HAVE TO GO.
( laughing )HEY !DON'T CALL ME FAT !
MOM ! DON'T LAUGH !
I'M SORRY, HON.
I CAN'T GO WITHYOU GUYS RIGHT NOW.
( laughing )YES YOU CAN, PORKY.
MOM ! SERIOUSLY !
OH, THAT'S NOTFUNNY, BOYS.
ERIC ISN'T FAT,HE'S BIG BONED.
( laughing )HE MUST HAVE A HUGE BONEIN HIS ASS, THEN.
GODDAMMIT MOM !
GOD, I HATE YOU GUYS.
HOW ?OKAY, SO WE FIGURED OUT HOWTO SCARE THE 5th GRADERS.
WHAT'S THE SCARIEST THINGWE COULD GET ?
SPOOKY SPIDER ?
NO, A DEAD BODY.
YEAH, FAT ASS,A DEAD BODY.
YOU MEAN WE MAKE SOMETHINGTHAT LOOKS LIKE A DEAD BODY ?
WE COULD NEVER MAKE ONETHAT LOOKS REAL ENOUGH.
TO BE REALLY SCARY,IT WOULD HAVE TO BE REAL.
YEAH, FAT ASS, IT HAS TOBE REAL TO BE SCARY.
SO WHERE THE HELL ARE WEGONNA GET A DEAD BODY ?
WE'RE GONNA DIG UPKYLE'S DEAD GRANDMA.
YEAH, FAT ASS,WE'RE GONNA DIG UP--
"DIG UP KYLE'SDEAD GRANDMA" ?!
DUDE, SHE'S PERFECT, SHE ONLYDIED LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO, RIGHT ?
ARE YOU INSANE ?!
I THINK THAT'SA SWEET IDEA.MPH !
DUDE, WE'RE NOT DIGGING UP MYGRANDMA, I'LL GET IN TROUBLE !
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SNEAKINTO THE GRAVEYARD, DIG HER UP,
SCARE THE 5th GRADERS,AND THEN PUT HER BACK
BEFORE ANYBODY NOTICESSHE'S GONE.
NAW, LET'S DIG UPSOMEBODY ELSE.
RELAX, DUDE,WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ?
THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOUR GRANDMAKNEW THAT SHE COULD HELP YOU,
EVEN IN DEATH,SHE WOULD WANT TO.
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN !
The Revenge Plan
The boys plot their revenge against the fifth graders.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
The fifth graders give the boys a hard time.x CLOSE
Korn is blamed for the cancellation of the Halloween Haunt.x CLOSE
Korn and the boys set up a groovy pirate ghost trap.x CLOSE
South Park prepares for its Halloween Haunt.x CLOSE
The boys plot their revenge against the fifth graders.x CLOSE
The boys dig up Kyle's dead Grandma.x CLOSE
The boys meet Korn and hide Grandma at the docks.x CLOSE
The cemetery watchmen inform Kyle's Mom of her mother's disappearance.x CLOSE
The boys find out Grandma Broflovski is missing.x CLOSE
The pirate ghosts show up and terrorize South Park.x CLOSE