AND SO YOU SEE, SCOUTS,
ALL YOU NEED IS A BAR OF SOAP,AND A DULL KNIFE
AND YOU CAN MAKE NIFTYSOAP SCULPTURES LIKE THESE.
HERE'S A GIRAFFE.
AND HERE'S A CLOUD.
YOU CAN ALL PICK UPYOUR BARS OF SOAP LATER ON,
AS WE WILL ALL BE MAKINGSOAP SCULPTURES TONIGHT.
NOW, THIS YEAR,WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT JEWBILEE HAS GROWNTO OVER 100 JEW SCOUTS
FROM ALLAROUND THE COUNTRY !
ALL NEW INDUCTEESRAISE YOUR HANDS.
THAT'S YOU, KENNY,RAISE YOUR HAND.
UH... YES... AND WHAT ISYOUR NAME, YOUNG MAN ?
AH, WONDERFUL !
COULD YOU RUN OUT AND GRABSOME OF THOSE CANDLES FOR US ?
THERE WE GO.
NOW, I WOULD LIKEALL THE NEW INDUCTEES
TO STEP FORWARD, PLEASE.
THIS PART KIND OFSUCKS, KENNY...
BUT DON'T SCREW IT UP.
RAISE YOUR LEFT HANDAND REPEAT AFTER ME...
"I PLEDGE TO BEA JEW SCOUT."
I PLEDGE TO BE A JEW SCOUT.
"MY HONORWIDE AND TRUE."
MY HONOR WIDE AND TRUE.
"I AM PROUD TO BEA JEW SCOUT."
I AM PROUD TO BE A JEW SCOUT
"OTHERWISE, I'DJUST BE A JEW."
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( bwong )
( bwonnnggg )
( crying )
( bwong )
( snickering )
( bwong bwong bwong )AAAAGGHGHG !!!
Soap Sculptures for Moses
Kenny gets inducted as a new Jew Scout.
Kyle and Kenny arrive at Jewbilee.x CLOSE
Kenny sacrifices his life for the Jew Scouts.x CLOSE
Moses rises from the fire.x CLOSE
Kenny goes to Jewbilee camp with Kyle.x CLOSE
The Elders conduct their first meeting.x CLOSE
Kenny gets inducted as a new Jew Scout.x CLOSE
Elder Garth doesn't want to pray to Moses at the meteor shower.x CLOSE
A Squirt gets kidnapped by a bear.x CLOSE
Moses discovers that Kenny isn't Jewish.x CLOSE
Elder Garth traps Moses in a conch shell.x CLOSE