HOLD STILL, IKE.
WE HAVE TOGET YOU DRESSED.
WHERE THE HECKIS KYLE ?
I DON'T KNOW.
COME ON, KYLE !
YOU'RE GONNA BELATE FOR JEW SCOUTS !
( humming )♪ HMM HMMM, DA DAAAA
I'M COMING, MA !!
( doorbell )
GO GETTHE DOOR, KYLE !
"GET READY","ANSWER THE DOOR"
JESUS CHRIST,MAKE UP YOUR FRIGGIN' MIND !
OH, HEY KENNY.
( mumbling )MPH RM RMPH RMRMPH RM RMPH RM ?
I CAN'T WATCH THEMETEOR SHOWER WITH YOU, KENNY.
I HAVE TO GO TO JEWBILEE.
( mumbling )WHAT'S THAT ?
IT'S WHAT WE DO IN JEW SCOUTS.
USUALLY WE JUST SIT AROUNDAND MAKE STUFF
BUT TONIGHT BECAUSETHERE'S A METEOR SHOWER
WE'RE GONNA DO SOME BIG THINGOUT IN THE WOODS.
IT'S GONNASUCK ASS, I'M SURE.
( mumbles )OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
HEY, MAYBE YOU CANGO WITH ME !
THEN IT WON'T SUCK SO HARD !
MOM, CAN KENNY GOTO JEWBILEE WITH ME ?
WELL... KYLE, JEWBILEEIS SORT OF A...
OH. KENNY ISN'T SPECIAL ?
NO NO, YOU'REVERY SPECIAL, KENNY.
IT'S JUST THAT... WELL,JEWBILEE IS FOR JEWISH KIDS.
YOU SEE, BOYS, JEW SCOUTSIS A SPECIAL GROUP
THAT BORROWS A LITTLE BITFROM ALL DIFFERENTJEWISH DENOMINATIONS.
FROM THE ORTHODOX JEWS,FROM THE HASIDIC JEWS
FROM THENORTHERN ITALY CAVE JEWS...
BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVETHE BASIC TENETS OF JUDAISMTO BE A SCOUT.
KENNY'LL BELIEVEWHATEVER YOU WANT HIM TO.
KYLE, THE PROBLEM IS...
I DON'T THINK KENNY HASANYWHERE ELSE TO BE TONIGHT.
JUST DON'T LET ANYOF THE ELDERS KNOW
THAT HE ISN'TJEWISH, OKAY ?
COME ON, IKE !
IT'S TIME TOGO TO SQUIRTS !
YOU HAVE TOBE IN SQUIRTS
IF YOU'RE TOO YOUNGTO BE A JEW SCOUT.
DON'T WORRY, KENNY, I'LLFILL YOU IN ON OUR FAITHON THE WAY UP THERE.
Jewish for the Day
Kenny goes to Jewbilee camp with Kyle.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Kyle and Kenny arrive at Jewbilee.x CLOSE
Kenny sacrifices his life for the Jew Scouts.x CLOSE
Moses rises from the fire.x CLOSE
Kenny goes to Jewbilee camp with Kyle.x CLOSE
The Elders conduct their first meeting.x CLOSE
Kenny gets inducted as a new Jew Scout.x CLOSE
Elder Garth doesn't want to pray to Moses at the meteor shower.x CLOSE
A Squirt gets kidnapped by a bear.x CLOSE
Moses discovers that Kenny isn't Jewish.x CLOSE
Elder Garth traps Moses in a conch shell.x CLOSE