OH YEAH, OH YEAH, I'M THE KIDWITH THE WILD WEST !
SHELLY, GUESS WHO'S BUSTED !?
( sobbing louder )
HEY, I SAID,GUESS WHO'S BUSTED !?
( sobbing continues )
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRICK ME,I GOT THE GOODS ON YOU !
I DON'T CARE !
HE ACTED LIKEHE REALLY LIKED ME,
NOBODY'S EVERLIKED ME BEFORE !
I CAN'T BELIEVEI TRUSTED HIM !
I'M SO STUPID !
BUT DUDE, HE'S 22 !
WHAT WERE YOUDOING WITH HIM ANYWAY ?
NOBODY MY AGEWOULD GO OUT WITH ME
'CAUSE I'M TOO UGLY !
YOU'RE NOT UGLY !
YOU DON'T THINK SO ?
WELL, YOU'REPRETTY UGLY, BUT
YOU DON'T HAVE TOBE DATING 22-YEAR-OLDS.
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OFSCUMBAG ASSHOLE
DATES 12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS ?
YOU'RE RIGHT,HE IS A SCUMBAG !
I WISH I COULDGET HIM BACK.
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW.
WELL, I COULD ASKARTEMUS CLOUD FROG.
HE WOULD KNOW.
IF YOU WANT,I COULD HELP YOU.
REALLY ?YOU WOULD DO THAT ?
JUST LET MEGET MY COWBOY HAT.
Cartman offers to help Shelly get her boyfriend back.
Cartman is in for a night of hell with Shelly as his babysitter.x CLOSE
Skyler sings about his love for Shelly.x CLOSE
Shelly sings her 'Turd Song' with Skyler's Band.x CLOSE
Cartman plays Cowboy in his room.x CLOSE
Watching Gold Coat Lions mate sends Kitty over the deep end.x CLOSE
Kitty's itching for a tomcat and destroys the kitchen.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Shelly kissing Skyler.x CLOSE
Kitty is used as a carrier pigeon.x CLOSE
Cartman finally gets a chance to collect some evidence on his babysitter.x CLOSE
Shelly won't put out, but Kitty will.x CLOSE