IT IS SATURDAY,THE 12th AT 10:45
AND MY MOTHER IS AWAYAT A PARTY RIGHT NOW,
SHUT UP, TURD !
THAT, OF COURSE, IS THEVOICE OF MY BABYSITTER
SHELLY MARSH, AGE 12.
WHAT AREYOU DOING ?
I'M JUSTTHINKING OUT LOUD.
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHINGTO SAY, SKYLAR,
SHELLY'S BOYFRIEND,WHO IS SITTING RIGHT HERE ?
GO AWAY, TURD.
I'M SORRY, DID YOUSAY SOMETHING SKYLAR ?
( purring )
YEAH, C'MONGIVE IT UP !
GIVE IT UP, BABE !
C'MON, BABY !
NO SKYLAR, I'M NOTPUTTING OUT FOR YOU !
WHY THE HELL NOT ?
'CAUSE I'M 12 !
YOU'RE NOT GONNAPUT OUT FOR ME ?
WELL THEN,SCREW YOU, BITCH !
I'VE GOT PLENTY OF OTHERGIRLFRIENDS THAT WILL !
WHAT ?BUT I THOUGHTYOU LIKED ME !
IF YOU'RE NOT PUTTING OUTTHEN I'M MOVIN' ON.
THERE'S PLENTY OF CHICKSLIKE YOU OUT THERE.
SCREW YOU, PRUDE BITCH.
ME AND MY BAD-ASS GUITARARE GOING HOME-- HASTA !
Because I'm 12
Shelly won't put out, but Kitty will.
Cartman is in for a night of hell with Shelly as his babysitter.x CLOSE
Skyler sings about his love for Shelly.x CLOSE
Shelly sings her 'Turd Song' with Skyler's Band.x CLOSE
Cartman plays Cowboy in his room.x CLOSE
Watching Gold Coat Lions mate sends Kitty over the deep end.x CLOSE
Kitty's itching for a tomcat and destroys the kitchen.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Shelly kissing Skyler.x CLOSE
Kitty is used as a carrier pigeon.x CLOSE
Cartman finally gets a chance to collect some evidence on his babysitter.x CLOSE
Shelly won't put out, but Kitty will.x CLOSE