They mostly comeat night... mostly.
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HEY, I WAS WATCHING"ALIENS" ON TV !
WELL I'M WATCHING"FRIENDS", TURD.
( doorbell )
THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND.
GO ANSWER THE DOORWHILE I MAKE SURE
I DON'T HAVEFOOD IN MY BRACES !
HEY, ISSHELLY AROUND ?
WHO THE HELLARE YOU ?
OH, I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNAPUT A BOOT UP YOUR ASS
IF YOU DON'TTELL ME WHERE SHELLY IS.
YOU KNOW THIS GUY ?
HE'S MYBOYFRIEND !
HA ! HE'S LIKE50-YEARS-OLD !
HE'S 22 !
DUDE, THAT'S NOT COOL !
YOU'RE A TURD.
YOU'RE THE TURD MAN OF ALCATRAZ.
HA ! YEAH !
DUDE, WHENMY MOM FINDS OUT
THAT MY BABYSITTERSHAD THEIR BOYFRIENDS OVER,
SHE MOSTLY GETSREALLY MAD... MOSTLY.
( rip )
HEYYY,HEY GODDAMNIT !
TURD WEDGIE !
COME IN THEKITCHEN, SKYLAR.
( tv )And now back to"Wild Animal World".
Here in the more aridregions of Africa
the gold coat lions arein the throes of mating season.
The male lion positions himselfbehind the female,
and prepares toinsert his lionhood.
Notice hislarge swollen balls.
The female lionrelaxes her body
and says helloto "Mr. Winky".
The male lion is enticed
by the female's supple breastsand firm backside.
Quickly and suddenly,the male is finished.
Now he wants to be alone,
so he kindly asksthe female to leave.
He promises, he'llcall her tomorrow.
But the female doesn't leave,no, she's moving right in.
Looks like the male lionis screwed.
Watching Gold Coat Lions mate sends Kitty over the deep end.
Cartman is in for a night of hell with Shelly as his babysitter.x CLOSE
Skyler sings about his love for Shelly.x CLOSE
Shelly sings her 'Turd Song' with Skyler's Band.x CLOSE
Cartman plays Cowboy in his room.x CLOSE
Watching Gold Coat Lions mate sends Kitty over the deep end.x CLOSE
Kitty's itching for a tomcat and destroys the kitchen.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Shelly kissing Skyler.x CLOSE
Kitty is used as a carrier pigeon.x CLOSE
Cartman finally gets a chance to collect some evidence on his babysitter.x CLOSE
Shelly won't put out, but Kitty will.x CLOSE