( Cartman doing menacing voice )HA HA HA HA...
NOW I WILL KILL THE PRESIDENTAND KILL SALMA HAYEK !
( high voice )OH SAVE ME,WHO WILL SAVE ME !?
I WILL !
JAMES WEST, COWBOYAND RAP STAR !
QUICK ARTEMUS CLOUD FROG,WE'VE GOT TO SAVE SALMA HAYEK !
IF WE SAVE HER,I'M GOING TOTAKE OFF HER PANTS
AND PLAY"SLIP 'N SLIDE".
ARE YOU OKAY,SALMA HAYEK ?
YES, BUT I NEED TOGET OUT OF HERE,
I NEED SOMETACOS AND BURRITOS
ME GUSTO TACOS MUCHO !
YOU CANNOT STOP ME,JAMES WEST !
LOOK OUT, ARTEMUS CLOUD FROG
IT'S GIANT METAL SPIDER !
BANG, BANG, BANG !
YO, YO, YO,JIGGY, JIGGY
WITH ABANG, BANG !
( squeek )
WE SAVED THE DAY !
THE WILD, WILD, WESTTHE WILD, WILD, WILD WEST !
YO, WICKY-WICKY, SCRATCH,WICKY-WICKY, SCRATCH--
THE BABYSITTER'S HERE,COME ON DOWNSTAIRS !
BUT MOMMM, I PLAYING"WILD, WILD, WEST" !
I HAVE TOLEAVE SOON, ERIC.
BUT MOMMM, ME ANDARTEMUS CLOUD FROG
STILL HAVE TO DO OURLOVE SCENE WITH SALMA HAYEK !
COME DOWN AS SOONAS YOU'RE DONE !
( rapping )♪ WELL I'M A BAD-ASS COWBOYLIVING IN THE COWBOY DAYS ♪
♪ WICKY-WICKY SCRATCHYO-YO BANG-BANG ♪
♪ ME AND ARTEMUS CLOUD FROGGO SAVE SALMA HAYEK FROM THEBIG METAL SPIDER ♪
♪ WICKY-WICKY WICKWICKY-WICKY WICK ♪
♪ FRESH COWBOYFROM THE WEST SIDE ♪♪
Artemis Clyde Frog
Cartman plays Cowboy in his room.
Cartman is in for a night of hell with Shelly as his babysitter.x CLOSE
Skyler sings about his love for Shelly.x CLOSE
Shelly sings her 'Turd Song' with Skyler's Band.x CLOSE
Cartman plays Cowboy in his room.x CLOSE
Watching Gold Coat Lions mate sends Kitty over the deep end.x CLOSE
Kitty's itching for a tomcat and destroys the kitchen.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Shelly kissing Skyler.x CLOSE
Kitty is used as a carrier pigeon.x CLOSE
Cartman finally gets a chance to collect some evidence on his babysitter.x CLOSE
Shelly won't put out, but Kitty will.x CLOSE