HEY, IT'SSEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA.
NO, HE'S A WHOLE NEW PANDA NOW,AND HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY...
HELLO EVERYONE, I'M PEETIE THEDON'T SUE PEOPLE PANDA.
"DON'T SUE PEOPLE PANDA" ?
HEY, WE DON'TTAKE KINDLY
TO FOLKS THAT DON'T SUE PEOPLE 'ROUND HERE.
NOW, SKEETER,HE AIN'T HURTIN' NOBODY.
LISTEN TO ME.
WHEN YOU SUE SOMEBODYIT HURTS EVERYONE.
YOU SUE FOR MONEY,
BUT WHERE DO YOU THINKTHAT MONEY COMES FROM ?
FROM THE SCHOOLS, FROM TAXES, FROM THE STATE... FROM YOU.
THERE'S NO SUCH THINGAS FREE MONEY.
WHEN YOU SUE SOMEBODY,YOU TAKE MONEY AWAY FROM PARKS,
AND SCHOOLS AND CHARITIES ANDPUT IT IN YOUR OWN POCKETS.
AND THAT MAKES MEA SAAAAD PANDA.
I'M A SAD PANDA TOO.
I'M A REALLY SAD PANDA...
I DIDN'T KNOW WE WEREDOING ALL THAT DAMAGE.
THIS IS ALL THATDAMN LAWYER'S FAULT !
YEAH, LET'S SUETHE LAWYER !
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
NO !DON'T YOU SEE ?
THE PANDA IS RIGHT !
BOY, WHAT A GREATMESSAGE HE HAS.
WHEN YOU SUE PEOPLE,YOU JUST END UP CAUSING
A LOT OF PROBLEMSFOR SOCIETY !
I'VE REALLY LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.
ALL I COULD SEE WAS THE MILLIONSOF DOLLARS COMING TO ME,
AND I DIDN'T CARE ABOUTWHERE THE MONEY CAME FROM.
WELL, I'M NO LONGER DOINGSEXUAL HARASSMENT LAWSUITSIN SCHOOLS.
THEY'RE TOO VAGUE ANDTOO EASILY CORRUPTIBLE.
THANK YOU,SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA !
DON'T SUEPEOPLE PANDA.
YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER.
SO, LET'S NOTSUE ANYONE AGAIN.
OKAY, COME ON GUYS,
LET'S GO GETSOME ICE CREAM !
HOORAY !HOORAY !HOORAY !
PANDAS LOVE ICE CREAM !
WELL, SEEING ASWE HAVE NO LAWYERS.
I'M THROWING THE CASE OUT.
CASE DISMISSED !
WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO CASES BEING DISMISSED 'ROUND HERE.
GODDAMNIT SKEETER,SHUT THE HELL UP.
Everyone vs. Everyone is dismissed after intervention by Petey the Don't Sue People Panda.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Cartman is awarded $1.3 million in damages from South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
The boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots.x CLOSE
Sexual Harassment Panda teaches the class about sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Stan is found guilty of sexually harassing Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad suggests Cartman should sue South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary is bankrupt after Cartman's lawsuit win.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad makes a commercial and Sexual Harassment Panda gets canned.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.x CLOSE
The boys visit the School Board to try to track down Sexual Harassment Panda.x CLOSE
Everyone is suing everyone for sexual harassment.x CLOSE