WHAT IS YOURCOMPLAINT, MR. CARTMAN ?
YOUR HONOR, MY LAWYERIS JUST PARKING THE CAR.
HE SHOULD BE HEREANY SECOND...
DUDE, HE GOT A LAWYER !?
SORRY I'M LATE.
OH, HI KYLE.
ALRIGHT, LET'SMOVE THIS ALONG, SHALL WE ?
NOW, ERIC CARTMAN,
YOU CLAIM THAT STAN MARSH HASSEXUALLY HARASSED YOU IN SCHOOL.
THAT IS CORRECT,MY HONOR.
HE SAID TALKED ABOUT HAVINGORAL SEX WITH MY ASS.
I CALLED YOUAN ASS-SUCKER !!
YES, THAT WAS IT.
I WAS SO UPSET...
I COULDN'T CONCENTRATETHE REST OF THE DAY.
AND THE WAY HIS EYESKEPT LOOKING AT ME.
SLOWLY GOINGUP AND DOWNMY BODY.
LIKE HE WAS UNDRESSING MEWITH HIS EYES...
CARTMAN, YOU CALL PEOPLENAMES ALL THE TIME !
AS YOU CAN SEE,YOUR HONOR,
MY CLIENT ISTOO UPSET TO CONTINUE.
MR. MARSH, WHAT DO YOUHAVE TO SAY ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
I NEED TO HEARYOUR DEFENSE.
UH... I'M EIGHT ?
ALRIGHT, THIS SEEMSPRETTY OPEN AND SHUT.
STAN MARSH UNDER THE NEW SEXUALHARASSMENT IN SCHOOLS LAW,
I AM FORCED TOFIND YOU GUILTY.
ALRIGHT, WE DID IT !
SINCE THE DEFENDANT IS UNDER AGEAND HAS NO MONETARY RESOURCES,
IT IS THE JUDGEMENTOF THIS COURT,
THAT 50 PERCENT OFSTAN MARSH'S BELONGINGS
ARE TO BE HANDED OVER TOERIC CARTMAN IMMEDIATELY.
I HAVE TO GIVE HIMHALF MY STUFF ?!
Cartman vs. Marsh
Stan is found guilty of sexually harassing Cartman.
Cartman is awarded $1.3 million in damages from South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
The boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots.x CLOSE
Sexual Harassment Panda teaches the class about sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Stan is found guilty of sexually harassing Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad suggests Cartman should sue South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary is bankrupt after Cartman's lawsuit win.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad makes a commercial and Sexual Harassment Panda gets canned.x CLOSE
Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.x CLOSE
The boys visit the School Board to try to track down Sexual Harassment Panda.x CLOSE
Everyone is suing everyone for sexual harassment.x CLOSE