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( burp-talking )YES, HELLO,I-LOST-MY-VOICE-BOX.
Excuse me ?
Excuse me ?
HEY NED, LOOK WHATI BOUGHT YOU !
A NEW VOICE BOX !
YOU WANT IT ?
YOU WANT IT ?
YEAH, YOU WANT IT ?
ALRIGHT,HERE YOU GO.
WELL, TRY IT OUT !
( Irish brogue )AW, JIMBO, I CAN'T THANK YOUENOUGH FOR THE NEW VOICE BOX !
NOW WHAT IN THEDEVIL IS THIS THING ?
OH NO, I MUST'VE PICKED UPTHE IRISH MODEL BY MISTAKE.
AW, WHAT ABLOODY PICKLE THIS IS.
DID YOU KEEPTHE RECEIPT, THEN ?
YOU GUYS COME QUICK,I'VE ONLY JUST HEARD !
WHAT-WHAT IS IT ?
THEY FOUNDANOTHER ONE !
THEY FOUNDANOTHER JAKOVASAUR !
UHH, BLIMEY !
HERE WITH MORE ON THESTATUS OF THE JAKOVASAURS IS
"DEPARTMENT OF INTERIOR GUY" !
THANK YOU, MAYOR.
THE NOBLE JAKOVASAURSON THE BRINK OF EXTINCTION.
AND NOW YOU AS A COMMUNITY HAVEA CHANCE TO BRING THEM BACK !
"THANK YOU, MAYOR,FOR THIS DISTINCTIVE HONOR..."
WHAT ARE YOUDOING, FAT ASS ?
I'M PREPARING MY SPEECHFOR WHEN THEY CALL ME UP
TO CONGRATULATE MEON MY DISCOVERY.
"THANK YOU, MAYOR, FORTHIS DISTINCTIVE HONOR..."
HOPE AND JAKOVARE THE LAST OF THEIR KIND.
BUT WITH THEHELP OF THE MAYOR,
WE HAVE IMPLEMENTED A PLANTO HELP THEM BREED.
WE WILL GIVE THEM A HOME,
AND A FIGHTING CHANCEAT SURVIVAL.
( cheering )
THANK YOU !
AND NOW, THE LITTLE BOY WHOFIRST DISCOVERED THE JAKOVASAURS
ERIC CARTMAN !
THANK YOU, MAYOR, FORTHIS HONORABLE DISTINCTION...
WELL, THAT'SABOUT IT, LET'S GO.YEAH.
Y'KNOW, THERE'S REALLY ONLYTWO SEASONS HERE IN SOUTH PARK,
WINTER AND JULY,HEH HEH HEH.
BUT, I'M SERIOUSLY,
SOUTH PARK HAS ALWAYS BEENA PLACE OF DISCOVERY FOR ME...
AY !YOU SONS-A-BITCHESGET BACK HERE !
I AM HAVING A GODDAMNDISTINCTIVE HONOR !
Dept. Of Interior Guy
The Dept. of Interior decides to breed the Jackovasaurs.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Cartman meets the other living Jackovasaurx CLOSE
The town has had more than enough of the Jackovasaurs.x CLOSE
A heartbroken Cartman says goodbye to the Jackovasaurs.x CLOSE
The boys spot an unidentified being.x CLOSE
Cartman takes a liking to the mysterious creature.x CLOSE
The creature turns out to be a Jackovasaur.x CLOSE
The Dept. of Interior decides to breed the Jackovasaurs.x CLOSE
Jun-Jun is pregnant.x CLOSE
The Jackovasaur is really, really annoying.x CLOSE
A litter of Jackovasaur babies is born.x CLOSE