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It's got a dragonon the blade !
It's got a dragonpainted right on the blade.
used by theSamurai of Japan--
NED, HOW THE HELL COULD YOULOSE YOUR VOICE BOX ?!
( no sound )
I CAN'T HEAR YOU NED,YOU DON'T HAVE A TRACHEA.
YOU SMOKED TOO MUCHAND HAD IT REMOVED.
AND THEN YOUDRANK TOO MUCH
AND YOU LOST YOURGODDAMN VOICE BOX, NED.
( burp-talking )SHUT-UP-JIM-BO.
AW, NED DON'T BURP-TALK,THAT JUST SICKS ME OUT.
( Stan )IT WENTTHIS WAY !
( Kyle )OVER HERE !
( Cartman )COME ON YOU GUYS.
WHAT THE HELL'SGOING ON ?!
UNCLE JIMBO, CARTMAN FOUNDSOME BIG ANIMAL CREATURE.
IT RAN OVER THAT WAY !
HOLD ON,I'LL GET MY SHOTGUN !
NED !NED, COME ON !
WHERE'D IT GO ?
IT JUST RAN BY HEREA SECOND AGO !
SOUNDS LIKE IT RANINTO THE OSTRICH TRAP !
SHH... NOW KEEP QUIET.
ALRIGHT, I'M GONNATURN MY FLASHLIGHT ON...
IT MAY GET STARTLED,SO BE READY...
OOBA DAGGA !
HOLY CROW !
I'VE NEVER SEENANYTHING LIKE IT !
MEESA GONNA DIE ?
( giggling )HEY, THAT THING'S FUNNY !
WELL, LET'S KILL IT !
I LIKE IT.
YOU DON'T LIKEANYTHING, CARTMAN !
NED, GET THE MAYORON THE PHONE,
TELL HER THAT WE--
OH, YEAH, YOU CAN'T TALK...NEVER MIND, I'LL DO IT.
That Thing's Funny
Cartman takes a liking to the mysterious creature.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Cartman meets the other living Jackovasaurx CLOSE
The town has had more than enough of the Jackovasaurs.x CLOSE
A heartbroken Cartman says goodbye to the Jackovasaurs.x CLOSE
The boys spot an unidentified being.x CLOSE
Cartman takes a liking to the mysterious creature.x CLOSE
The creature turns out to be a Jackovasaur.x CLOSE
The Dept. of Interior decides to breed the Jackovasaurs.x CLOSE
Jun-Jun is pregnant.x CLOSE
The Jackovasaur is really, really annoying.x CLOSE
A litter of Jackovasaur babies is born.x CLOSE