OKAY... THAT WAS VERY GOOD, CLASS.
NOW LET'S TRYTHIS ONE TOGETHER:
HONEY, CAN IGET A NEW WARDROBE ?
( all )HONEY, CAN I GETA NEW WARDROBE ?
ALRIGHT, NOW LET'S TRYTHIS ONE TOGETHER
LISA SMITH'S HUSBAND
JUST BOUGHT HERA NEW CAR...
( all )LISA SMITH'S HUSBANDJUST BOUGHT HER A NEW CAR...
GOOD, BEBE, WHY DON'TYOU TRY THIS ONE:
I THINK A TRIP TO HAWAII WOULDREALLY IMPROVE OUR SEX LIFE.
I THINK ATRIP TO HAWAII
WOULD REALLY IMPROVEOUR SEX LIFE.
OUTSTANDING, NOW... KENNY.
HOW ABOUT YOU TRY:
I CAN'T MAKE LOVE TO YOUUNTIL WE GET A KING-SIZE BED.
( mumbling )MPH RMPH RM RMPHRMPHM...RMPH RM RMPH RM RM RMPH.
OKAY... KENNY, COULD I TALK TOYOU OVER HERE REAL QUICK ?
KENNY, I DON'T QUITE KNOWHOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT...
I'M NOT SURE HOME ECONOMICSIS RIGHT FOR YOU.
WELL, YOUR COOKINGIS UNSATISFACTORY
YOUR SEWING SKILLSARE BELOW AVERAGE AND...
FRANKLY, I DON'T THINKTHE ODDS OF YOU
MARRYING A NICE RICH MANIN THE FUTURE ARE VERY, WELL...
MPH MM ?( THEY'RE NOT ? )
NO, I THINK YOU SHOULD CONSIDERTRANSFERRING TO SHOP CLASS.
MPH RM !
NOW, NOW, VERY FEW STUDENTS ARESEVERELY INJURED IN SHOP CLASS.
MPH RMPH RM RMPHRM RMPH RMPH !!
( bell rings )
C'MON, IT'S TIMEFOR THE FIGHT !YEAH !
FIGHT ? OH NO, NO, NO, GIRLSHAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING ?!
Failing Home Ec.
Kenny's failing Home Ec, but he's terrified of Shop class.
Tweek and Craig agree to fight after school.x CLOSE
Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.x CLOSE
Kenny's death sets Mr. Adler free.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to Shop Class.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek seek their parents' guidance and get nothing.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler's flashbacks are getting out of hand.x CLOSE
The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.x CLOSE
Tommy loses his face in the belt sander.x CLOSE
The fight is postponed so Tweek and Craig can learn how to do it right.x CLOSE