YOU MUST LEARNTHE DISCIPLINE, AND RESPECT.
IN SUMO, YOUR BODYMUST BE LIKE A STONE,
AND YOUR MINDLIKE A MEATLOAF.
THE OBJECT IS SIMPLY TO PUSHOPPONENT OUT OF CIRCLE.
IS OPPONENT READY ?
YEAH, I LIKE THISHAIR THING, THIS IS COOL.
LET US BEGIN.
READY... AND... BEGIN !
RESPECT MY AUTHORITY !
BODY LIKE STONE !
MIND LIKE MEATLOAF !
OOH, COME ON, NA !
OH, JESUS,I CAN'T TAKE IT !
FIGHT BACK,RESIST THE ASS !
HOW CAN I RESISTAN ASS SO GREAT ?!
IT IS ONLY AN ASS !
YOU MUST OVERCOMETHE ASS WITH YOUR MIND !
THIS ASS IS UNLIKE ANYI HAVE ENCOUNTERED, MASTER--
I WIN !
THERE IS INDEED GREAT POWERIN YOUR ASS, ERIC.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDERSUMO AS A PROFESSION.
HEY, MAYBE !
NO... NO...MAKE IT STOP...
( echoing )OH RICHARD, SAYWE'LL BE THIS HAPPY FOREVER !
YOU HAVE TO COMESEE ME FLY TOMORROW
I HAVE ASURPRISE FOR YOU.
DON'T WORRY, RICHARDI'M A PILOT.
WATCH ME RICHARD !
( alarm )
( engine stalls )
I NEVER GOTTO SAY GOODBYE.
I NEVER GOTTO SAY GOODBYE !
OH NO !
OH NO, NOWWHAT DO I DO ?!
( sobbing )
Craig can't overpower Cartman's ass.
Tweek and Craig agree to fight after school.x CLOSE
Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.x CLOSE
Kenny's death sets Mr. Adler free.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to Shop Class.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek seek their parents' guidance and get nothing.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler's flashbacks are getting out of hand.x CLOSE
The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.x CLOSE
Tommy loses his face in the belt sander.x CLOSE
The fight is postponed so Tweek and Craig can learn how to do it right.x CLOSE