DAD, IF SOME KID AT SCHOOLWANTS TO FIGHT ME...
WHAT SHOULD I DO ?
SON, LET ME TELL YOUA LITTLE STORY
ABOUT WHEN YOURMOTHER AND I FIRST MET...
YOU SEE,A LONG TIME AGO
THERE WERE A LOT OF GUYSWHO WERE AFTER YOUR MOTHER,
SHE USED TO BEVERY ATTRACTIVE.
IT'S TRUE I WAS.
WELL, WHEN I STARTEDCOURTING YOUR MOTHER,
THERE WAS THIS BIG MUSCULARFOOTBALL PLAYER NAMED "QUIB"
WHO DIDN'TTAKE TOO KINDLY TO ME.
HE WANTED YOUR MOTHERALL TO HIMSELF.
AND SO, ONE DAY,HE CHALLENGED ME TO A FIGHT.
WELL WHAT, HONEY ?
AGH !!WHAT HAPPENED ?
OH, I DON'T KNOW, HE MOVEDAWAY OR SOMETHING.
YES, I THINKTHAT'S RIGHT.
AGHAGH !!YOU GUYS NEVER HELP ME !
YOUR STORIES NEVERGO ANYWHERE, I HATE IT.
I WANT OUT,I WANT OUT !
DAD, I'M SUPPOSED TOGET IN A FIGHT TOMORROW.
WITH WHO ?
DON'T JUST"OH" HIM, THOMAS !
YEAH, DON'TJUST "OH" ME.
I'LL "OH"WHOEVER I WANT !
Parents Are No Help
Craig and Tweek seek their parents' guidance and get nothing.
Tweek and Craig agree to fight after school.x CLOSE
Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.x CLOSE
Kenny's death sets Mr. Adler free.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to Shop Class.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek seek their parents' guidance and get nothing.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler's flashbacks are getting out of hand.x CLOSE
The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.x CLOSE
Tommy loses his face in the belt sander.x CLOSE
The fight is postponed so Tweek and Craig can learn how to do it right.x CLOSE