YOU GUYS ARESO WRONG ABOUT TWEEK.
HE'S GONNA GETHIS ASS KICKED.
WHY DON'T WE JUSTRAISE OUR BET TO $10.
YOU'RE ON, FAT ASS.
WELL, WELL, WELL,LOOK WHO'S HERE.
OUR LITTLE HOME ECONOMICSFRIEND, KENNY.
MPH RM RMPHRM RMPH RM.
HOW COME YOU WANNATAKE HOME EC, KENNY ?
YEAH, THAT'S NOTCOOL, DUDE.
BYE KENNY !BYE KENNY !BYE KENNY !SEE YA TOMORROW !
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON ?
TWEEK AND CRAIGARE GONNA FIGHT.
REALLY ?COOL !
IT'S FUNNY, CUZ'TWEEK AND CRAIGBOTH WENT HOME
ABOUT 15MINUTES AGO.
YEAH, THEY LEFT.
AW, HELL !
THOSE SONS-A-BITCHES !
I GUESS THEY DON'TWANT TO FIGHT.
OH, THEY WANT TO FIGHT !
THEY JUST DON'TKNOW IT YET !
( doorbell )
TWEEK !TWEEK !
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALAGH !
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T SHOW UPTO THE FIGHT, TWEEK ?
CRAIG AND I HAVE NO REASONTO FIGHT EACH OTHER !
WELL, CRAIG SHOWED UP.
HE DID ?
YEAH, HE WAS STANDING THEREWAITING FOR YOU.
AND HE WAS ALL LIKE,"MAN, TWEEK'S A WUSS"
AND WE WERE ALL LIKE,"NO HE'S NOT, CRAIG"
AND HE WAS ALL LIKE,"YEAH HE IS, HE ISN'TSHOWING UP,
HE'S A BIG WUSS ANDHE HAS CROOKED TEETH."
I DON'T HAVECROOKED TEETH.
AND THEN CRAIG WAS ALL LIKE"TWEEK IS SCARED OF ME !
HE'S A BIG CHICKEN !"
AND HE STARTED DOING ANIMPERSONATION OF YOUBEING A CHICKEN...
AND EVERYBODYIN THE WORLD SAW IT.
EVERYONE IN THE WORLD ?!AGH !
YEAH, IT WAS WEAK.
I'M NOT A CHICKEN !
WELL EVERYONE IN THE WORLDTHINKS YOU ARE.
SEE YA, TWEEK.
WAIT !I'LL FIGHT !
( knock knock knock )
CRAIG, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING HOME ?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEOUT FIGHTING TWEEK.
RED RACER'S ON.
CRAIG, YOU CAN WATCHRED RACER ANY DAYOF THE WEEK.
I DO WATCH RED RACEREVERY DAY OF THE WEEK !
WELL, THAT'S FINE.
I GUESS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT TWEEK SAID ABOUT YOUR MOM.
( knock knock knock knock )
I GUESS YOU DON'T CAREWHAT TWEEK SAID ABOUTYOUR GUINEA PIG.
WHAT DID HE SAYABOUT STRIPE ?!
OH NOTHING, EXCEPT THATYOU STICK IT UP YOUR ASSBEFORE YOU GO TO BED.
THAT SON-OF-A-BITCHI'LL KILL HIM !!
YEAH, I'D BE PISSED TOO.
SO MAYBE WE SHOULDRESCHEDULE THE FIGHTFOR TOMORROW ?
AFTER RED RACER !
AFTER RED RACER,OF COURSE.
But Red Racer's On
Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Tweek and Craig agree to fight after school.x CLOSE
Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.x CLOSE
Kenny's death sets Mr. Adler free.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to Shop Class.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek seek their parents' guidance and get nothing.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler's flashbacks are getting out of hand.x CLOSE
The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.x CLOSE
Tommy loses his face in the belt sander.x CLOSE
The fight is postponed so Tweek and Craig can learn how to do it right.x CLOSE