MY NAME IS MR. ADLER.

FOR THE NEXT WEEK, RATHER THANYOUR NORMAL SCHOOLWORK,

YOU WILL BE LEARNINGHOW TO MAKE THINGS.

NOW, DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHYYOU ARE IN SHOP CLASS ?

YES ?

'CAUSE WE HAD TO CHOOSEBETWEEN THIS AND HOME EC

AND WE DIDN'TWANT TO BE SISSIES ?

WRONG !

YOU ARE HERE, BECAUSEYOU ARE AMERICA'S FUTURE.

YOU MAY SOMEDAY BE DOCTORS,OR LAWYERS OR SCIENTISTS...

MOST OF YOU, HOWEVER,

WILL BE PUMPING GASOR CUTTING SHEET METAL.

AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE...SHOP CLASS.

OHHH.

NOW LET ME MAKE ONE THINGCRYSTAL CLEAR...

I DON'T LIKEKIDS THAT SCREW AROUND.

YOU SCREW AROUND INSHOP CLASS...

YOU CAN LOSEA HAND OR AN EYE.

I HAVE...

I HAVE... I HAVE...

MR. ADLER ?

HUH ?!

OH, UH... I WAS JUST SAYINGTHAT I WANT TO KNOW

WHO IS THE BIGGEST TROUBLEMAKERIN YOUR CLASS ?

TWEEK IS !

AGH, NO I'M NOT !

YEAH YOU ARE TWEEK,YOU ALWAYS GET IN TROUBLE.

AGH !

UH, HELLOEXCUSE ME,

BUT CRAIG IS THE BIGGESTTROUBLEMAKER IN OUR CLASS.

THAT TRUE, CRAIG ?YOU A TROUBLEMAKER ?

NO.

WELL, YOU BETTER NOT BE,BECAUSE IN SHOP CLASS--

HEY ! DID YOUJUST FLIP ME OFF ?

NO. YES, YOU DID !

TOLD YA !

DUDE, SHOP CLASS SUCKS.

MAYBE WE SHOULD'VETAKEN HOME EC.

NO WAY, DUDE,HOME EC IS FOR GIRLS !

WELCOME TO HOME EC.