COULD I HAVEYOUR ATTENTION PLEASE !
TOMORROW MY SON'S GONNA GETMARRIED TO A BEAUTIFUL LADY.
I'M VERY HAPPYFOR THEM BOTH.
I TOLD MYSELFI WASN'T GONNA CRY NOW.
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NOW YOU'RE GONNAGET ME GOING, HAH !
I REMEMBER WHEN CHEF WASJUST A 3-YEAR-OLD LITTLE MAN.
HE CAME RUNNING UP TO MEWITH A BIG SMILE
AND HIS LITTLECHEF'S HAT ON,
AND HE SAID,"PAPA PAPA !"
I SAID, "WHAT DO YOUNEED CHEF, MY BOY ?"
"I NEED ABOUTTHREE-FITTY !"
WELL THAT WAS ABOUT THAT TIME IGOT SUSPICIOUS, I SAID, "CHEF
WHY DO YOUNEED THREE-FITTY ?"
HE SAID, "MY IMAGINARY FRIEND,GOO-GOO THE DINOSAUR WANTS IT !"
I WENT TO MY SON'S ROOMAND SURE ENOUGH THERE WAS
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER !
AW, IT WAS SCARY !
I SAID,"DAMN IT, MONSTER !"
"YOU STOP BUGGINGMY CHILDREN NOW !
"WE WORK FOR OUR MONEYIN THIS HOUSE !
WE DON'TGIVE MONEY AWAY !"
WE'RE SORRY TO INTERRUPT,BUT WE'VE GOT BAD NEWS.
THIS IS NOT A WOMAN !
IT IS A SUCCUBUS !
SHE'S EVIL AND WANTS TOSUCK CHEF'S LIFE OUT OF HIM !
THAT HURTSMY FEELINGS !
OH, YOU CAN PRETENDALL YOU WANT !
YOU'RE NOT FOOLINGANYBODY !
ALRIGHT GUYS !
THAT'S ENOUGH !
I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU !
THIS IS THE HAPPIESTTIME OF MY LIFE,
AND YOU CAN'T BEHAPPY FOR ME !
NO BUT, STAN !
I LOVE THIS WOMAN ANDI AM MARRYING HER...
NOW YOU CAN EITHER ACCEPT THATOR GET OUT OF MY LIFE !
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,WE'RE HAVING A PARTY !
...SO I CHASED THE MONSTERDOWN THE STREET, YOU SEE !
I GUESS THERE'SNOTHING WE CAN DO.
CHEF LIKES HERMORE THAN US !
I'M NOT WILLINGTO GIVE UP !
CHEF WOULDN'TGIVE UP ON US !
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Chef gives the boys an ultimatum: accept Veronica, or get out of his life.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
The boys meet Chef's replacement, Mr. Derp.x CLOSE
The boys meet Chef's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman gets an eye examx CLOSE
The boys meet Chef's new girlfriend, Veronica.x CLOSE
Dr. Light staples Cartman's new glasses to his face.x CLOSE
The boys track Chef down at his new workplace.x CLOSE
Chef tells the boys he's engaged to Veronica.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison gives the boys advice on what to do about Chef.x CLOSE
The boys listen to Chef's dad's storiesx CLOSE
Veronica reveals herself to be an actual succubus.x CLOSE