OH, HELLO THERE, CHILDREN !
CHEF, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?
WE ALMOST STARVEDTO DEATH AT LUNCH TODAY !
OH, DIDN'TTHEY TELL YOU ?
YEAH, BUT WEDIDN'T BELIEVE THEM.
WELL, IT'S TRUE.
BUT WHY ?
WHY WOULD YOU QUIT ?
CHILDREN, 3 NIGHTS AGOI WAS AT THE LIBRARY
CHECKING OUT SOME BOOKSON KAMASUTRA,
WHEN I MET THE MOSTAMAZING WOMAN, EVER !
SHE KNEW SO MUCH ABOUTSO MANY THINGS.
SHE REALLYGOT ME THINKING.
WE CAME BACK TO MY PLACEAND REALLY HIT IT OFF !
SO YOU MADE SWEET LOVETO HER DOWN BY THE FIRE ?
NO NO, WE JUST SAT THEREALL NIGHT LONG AND... TALKED.
YEAH, SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUTTHE POWER OF THE GODDESS.
AND HOW MAN HAD BEENOPPRESSING WOMEN FOR YEARS
AND VIEWING THEMAS SEXUAL OBJECTS.
AND I REALIZED THATI HAD DONE THAT MYSELF !
OH, WHAT DARLING LITTLE CHILDREN !
HERE SHE'S NOW.
CHILDREN, MEET MY NEWGIRLFRIEND, VERONICA.
LOOK CHEF, CARTMAN'S GOTTHIS EYE DOCTOR-- GIRLFRIEND ?
CHILDREN, VERONICA'SMOVING IN WITH ME.
MOVING IN ?
I'M IN LOVE ?
LOVE ?LOVE ?LOVE ?
OH, YOU NUT !
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
VERONICA SPENT THE WHOLE DAYSHARING HER FAVORITE POEMSWITH ME.
LOOKS LIKE I'M STEALINGCHEF AWAY FROM YOU.
BUT CHEF ALWAYS HELPS USWITH OUR PROBLEMS.
WHEN WE HAVE A PROBLEM,CHEF SINGS TO US ANDMAKES IT BETTER !
WELL I CAN STILLDO THAT, CHILDREN.
IN FACT, VERONICACAN HELP ME.
SHE'S AGREAT SINGER TOO.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ?
MY EYES ARE GOING BAD
BUT THE ONLY EYE DOCTORIN SOUTH PARK
IS REALLY, REALLY MEAN.
OH, I KNOWJUST THE SONG FOR YOU.
♪ THERE'S GOT TO BEA MORNING AFTER ♪
♪ IF WE CAN HOLD ONTHROUGH THE NIGHT ♪
♪ WE HAVE A CHANCETO FIND THE SUNSHINE ♪
♪ LET'S KEEP ON LOOKINGFOR THE LIGHT... ♪♪
THIS... IS INSANE.
The boys meet Chef's new girlfriend, Veronica.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
The boys meet Chef's replacement, Mr. Derp.x CLOSE
The boys meet Chef's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman gets an eye examx CLOSE
The boys meet Chef's new girlfriend, Veronica.x CLOSE
Dr. Light staples Cartman's new glasses to his face.x CLOSE
The boys track Chef down at his new workplace.x CLOSE
Chef tells the boys he's engaged to Veronica.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison gives the boys advice on what to do about Chef.x CLOSE
The boys listen to Chef's dad's storiesx CLOSE
Veronica reveals herself to be an actual succubus.x CLOSE