SEE YA, TOM,BYE, HELEN.
BYE JER-( whoosh )
OH MY GOD,ANOTHER ONE !
HELEN, NO !
WHAT HAPPENED ?
GOD MUST BEVERY ANGRY WITH US.
BUT WHY-- HOW HAVE WEANGERED YOU, LORD ?
( Mr. Marsh muttering )NOW LET'S SEE,IF THEY COMBUST...
DAD, WHERE'SOUR BIBLE ?
NOT NOW STAN, I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT CAUSES
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION,OR ELSE.
OR ELSE, WHAT ?
WHERE'S OUR BIBLE ?
IT'S IN THE ATTICWITH THE OLD LP's.
BOYS, DID YOU NOTICEANYTHING STRANGE ABOUT KENNY
IN THE WEEKS LEADINGUP TO HIS COMBUSTION ?
WHAT DID HE SPEND HIS TIME DOING ?
HE DIDN'TDO ANYTHING.
HE WAS ALWAYS WITHHIS NEW GIRLFRIEND.
NEW GIRLFRIEND ?
YEAH, HE STARTED SEEING THIS GIRL...
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITHHIS DEATH ?
( ominous music )
WE'RE GONNA GO WORK ONGETTING KYLE'S DADA NE-RECTION.
YES, YES,OF COURSE.
I'VE GOTWORK TO DO.
"JESUS GOT CRUCIFIED,THEN HE DIED,
THEN 3 DAYS LATERHE HAD HIS NERECTION."
THERE'S 14 STATIONSOF THE CROSS
IT SAYS WE CAN MAKECOSTUMES OUT OF SHEETS !
THIS ISGONNA BE FUN !
I'M GONNABE JESUS !
YOU'RE TOO FATTO BE JESUS !
OH, LIKE YOU'REGONNA DO IT, JEW !
STAN SHOULDBE JESUS.
EITHER I'M GONNA BE JESUSOR SCREW YOU GUYS
I'M GOING HOME !
YOU'RE SUCHA FAT BABY !
WELL I GUESS YOU GUYS CAN DOTHE STATIONS OF THE CROSS
BY YOURSELVES !
ALRIGHT, YOU CAN BE JESUS,YOU TUBBY CRY-BABY !
STICKS AND STONESMAY BREAK MY BONES
BUT I'M JESUSAND YOU AREN'T !
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,LET'S TRY IT AGAIN--
KENNY WAS STANDING HERE.
STAN, KYLE AND CARTMANWERE WALKING AROUND HIM...
OKAY, NOW WALK.
DO YOUFEEL HOT ?
DAMMIT, HOW COMEYOU'RE NOT COMBUSTING ?
COME ON, RANDY, YOU SAIDWE WERE GONNA DRINK BEERAND WATCH THE FIGHT !
ANOTHER ONECOMBUSTED !
NO-- HAD SHE BEENDOING ANYTHING ODD ?
NO, SHE WAS JUST ON HER WAYTO HER NEW BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE.
BOYFRIEND, AND THEY SAIDKENNY HAD A NEW GIRLFRIEND.
THIS IS STUPID, SCREW YOU GUYSI'M GOING HOME.
NO ! I THINKI MIGHT HAVE IT.
A woman in South Park combusts, Randy tries to figure out why.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
The boys are chosen to perform the Stations of the Cross.x CLOSE
Randy wins the Nobel Prize.x CLOSE
Stan motivates his dad to keep working.x CLOSE
Kenny spontaneously combusts.x CLOSE
A woman in South Park combusts, Randy tries to figure out why.x CLOSE
Randy finds the reason for the combustions.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle leave Cartman on the cross.x CLOSE
Randy reveals the cause of the combustions.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh Day is declared.x CLOSE
A heat wave takes over South Park.x CLOSE