ARE YOUALPHONSE MEPHISTO ?
WE'RE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RECURRENTLY IN POSSESSION
OF THE PREHISTORICICEMAN FROM 1996.
WE WOULDLIKE TO...
WE WOULD LIKE TOOFFER OUR SERVICES
IN YOUR EXPERIMENTS.
WHERE ARE YOUGENTS FROM ?
WELL, THERE'S NOTA LOT TO SEE.
BUT, COME ON IN.
HE'S STILL NOTRESPONDING MUCH TO US.
THE SHOCK IS STILLSETTLING IN.
BUT WE'VE MADEGREAT PROGRESS
NOW THAT HE'SIN THE HABITAT.
YES, KEVIN AND I DESIGNEDA HABITAT FOR STEVE
TO LIVE IN THAT ISCOMPLETELY LIKEHIS OWN WORLD.
EVERYTHING IS1996 ORIENTED.
♪ ALL THAT SHE WANTSIS A ANOTHER BABY ♪
♪ SHE'S GONETOMORROW... ♪
AMAZING, HE LOOKSSO MUCH LIKE US.
YES, WELL KEVIN HASDONE A LOT OF WORK
IN FIGURING OUT JUSTHOW RELATED TO US
STEVE REALLY IS.
HE CAME UP WITHTHIS DRAWING.
WE REALIZE THATA SCIENTIFIC STUDY IS EXPENSIVE.
WE WANT TO HELP YOU MAKETHIS PROJECT MORE LUCRATIVE.
HOW WOULDWE DO THAT ?
♪ I SAW THE SIGN
♪ AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES,I SAW THE SIGN ♪
♪ LIFE IS DEMANDING...
AS YOU CAN SEE,
THE ICEMANIS LISTENING TOACE OF BASE,
WHICH WAS A VERY POPULARGROUP DURING HIS ERA.
THEIR PRIMITIVE DRUMMINGSOOTHED HIS PEOPLE'S TEMPERS.
HE DOESN'T LOOKVERY HAPPY IN THERE.
NO, HE SUREDOESN'T.
I WASN'T TALKINGTO YOU, BUTT-PIPE,
I WAS TALKINGTO CARTMAN.
WELL, I WAS TALKINGTO CARTMAN TOO.
I'M PRETTYFREAKING COOLALL OF A SUDDEN.
( Mephisto )HERE, WE SEE THE ICEMANTRYING TO GAIN
INTERNET ACCESSON THE COMPUTER.
THE INTERNET WAS STILLNOT VERY BIG IN HIS TIME,
SO THE WEB FRIGHTENSAND CONFUSES HIM.
IT'S OKAY,HE CAN'T HURT YOU.
THERE'S ONE-WAY GLASS,HE CAN'T EVEN SEE US.
AND, NOW, THE ICEMANWATCHES TELEVISION.
This grizzly bearhas the strength
of over tenMorgan Freemans !
I'm really pissinghim off right now.
WAIT, THIS COULDBE DANGEROUS.
HOW SO ?
HE'S CHANGINGTHE CHANNEL.
SOMETHING ONTHE TELEVISION
COULD FRIGHTENAND CONFUSE HIM.
And they'vedone it !
The Atlanta Falconsare going to thesuperbowl !
YOU GUYS AREN'T BEINGVERY NICE TO MY CREATURE.
HE'S MYCREATURE !
HE'S FINE BOYS,
AND WE'RE LEARNINGSO MUCH FROM HIM.
WHAT ABOUT, DUDE ?HE'S SCARED.
HE WOULD BE MORE SCAREDON THE OUTSIDE.
YOU THINK THIS STUFFFREAKS HIM OUT ?
HOW DO YOU THINKHE'D REACT TO
WHAT'S HAPPENING INTHE GOVERNMENT RIGHT NOW ?
BUT ITISN'T RIGHT.
SOMETIMES WHAT'S RIGHTISN'T AS IMPORTANT
OH, MY GOD,THEY KILLED KENNY.
WHAT, I'M NOTTALKING TO YOU.
The Ice Man from 1996 is turned into a tourist attraction.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
The boys discover a man frozen in ice while playing crocodile hunters..x CLOSE
The Crocodile Hunter tracks the Ice Man to the train station.x CLOSE
The boys watch TV and are inspired by Crocodile Hunter.x CLOSE
The boys hand the Ice Man over to Dr. Mephesto for an autopsy.x CLOSE
Dr. Mephesto declares that the Ice Man has been frozen since 1996.x CLOSE
Dr. Mephesto sends Officer Barbrady to find a child who might be able to communicate with the Ice Man.x CLOSE
Stan translates the Ice Man's language for Dr. Mephesto.x CLOSE
The Ice Man from 1996 is turned into a tourist attraction.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle free the Ice Man and vow to fight one another the next day.x CLOSE
The Ice Man returns home to find his wife has remarried.x CLOSE