THIS IS VERYEXCITING.
HE COULD BEA NEANDERTHAL,
OR FROMANOTHER ERA.
DO YOU SEETHAT, KEVIN ?
THESE CLOTHES AREFROM EDDIE BAUER.
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYBODYWEAR CLOTHES FROM EDDIE BAUER
THINK OF ALL WE CANLEARN FROM THIS BODY.
ALL THAT ITCAN TEACH US.
LET'S JUST HOPE THE PRESS DOESN'T GET WIND OF THIS
STAND BACK, PEOPLE,THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
WHAT ABOUTTHE PREHISTORICICEMAN ?
OH YEAH,THERE IS THAT.
COULD YOU PLEASETELL US WHAT'SGOING ON ?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE STILL HAVE A LOTOF WORK TO DO.
BUT IT IS MY OPINION THAT THISMAN'S BEEN FROZEN IN TIME
FOR OVER 32 MONTHS.
YES, IT'S TRUE.
ALTHOUGHAT THIS EARLY STAGE
WE KNOW VERY LITTLEABOUT THIS MAN
OR THE TIME FROMWHICH HE COMES.
Fascinating news tonightfrom South Park.
An ancient discoveryof a prehistoric man
actually frozenin ice.
A team of scientists continuesto try and unfreeze the body
so that it can beautopsied and studied.
The caveman was discoveredby Kyle Broslovski,
who hadthis to say.
Well, I fell downthis ice cavern...
La, la, la, la !
The prehistoric icemanis thought to be
from the lateneo-post-Jurassic era,
where he was probably partof a hunting/gathering tribe
that lived onWaterston Street.
Dr. Mephesto declares that the Ice Man has been frozen since 1996.
The boys discover a man frozen in ice while playing crocodile hunters..x CLOSE
The Crocodile Hunter tracks the Ice Man to the train station.x CLOSE
The boys watch TV and are inspired by Crocodile Hunter.x CLOSE
The boys hand the Ice Man over to Dr. Mephesto for an autopsy.x CLOSE
Dr. Mephesto declares that the Ice Man has been frozen since 1996.x CLOSE
Dr. Mephesto sends Officer Barbrady to find a child who might be able to communicate with the Ice Man.x CLOSE
Stan translates the Ice Man's language for Dr. Mephesto.x CLOSE
The Ice Man from 1996 is turned into a tourist attraction.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle free the Ice Man and vow to fight one another the next day.x CLOSE
The Ice Man returns home to find his wife has remarried.x CLOSE