( tv )As we steer our boat down,
looking for thesedangerous predators.
Boy there'sa king 'crocright there !
He must be four meters,12-13 feet long at least.
This 'croc has enoughpower in his jaws
to rip my headright off.
I've got tobe careful.
So, what I'm gonna dois sneak up on him,
and jam my thumb inhis butthole.
HOLY CRAP, DUDE !
If I getbit out here,
I'm 200 kilometers fromthe nearest hospital.
I better bereal careful
jamming my thumbin it's butthole.
Oh, boy he'spissed off now.
GO, DUDE GO !
I'm gonna jam my thumbin his butthole, now !
This should reallypiss him off.
Oh, yeah thatpissed it off alright !
I've got tobe careful !
THIS GUY RULES !
I TOLD YOU GUYS.
Well, that wasquite an angry 'croc,
but I managed to escapewith only a few bruises
and a shatteredleft testicle.
Next week we'll lookfor more of thesebeautiful creatures
so we can learnmore about them
by pissingthem off immensely.
DUDE, LET'S GOLOOK FOR CROCODILES.
The Crocodile Hunter
The boys watch TV and are inspired by Crocodile Hunter.