WELCOME TO MR. HANKEY'SHAPPY LOLLY LAND.
OH BOY, HERE WE GO.
MR. HANKEY ?
GOSH, YOU BOYSSMELL LIKE FLOWERS.
YOU'RE NOTTHE REAL, MR. HANKEY.
SURE I AM,HOWDY-HO.
YOU LOOK A LOT BIGGER THANTHE LAST TIME WE SAW YOU.
WELL, MR. HANKEY HASTO GROW TOO, YOU KNOW.
YOU BOYS WANT YOUR PICTURE WITH MR. HANKEY ?
THIS IS NOT MR. HANKEY,THIS IS A FAKE !
IT'S OKAY KIDS,I'M REAL.
HOWDY-HO !HOWDY-HO !
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLEDOING THIS ?
WHY WOULD YOULIE LIKE THIS ?TO CHILDREN ?
LOOK KID, THERE'SMR. HANKEY'S LIKE ME
IN EVERY SHOPPING MALL.
THERE IS NO REALMR. HANKEY.
WHAT, WHATDID YOU SAY ?
OH BOY, YOU'VEDONE IT NOW.
BEHOLD, HERE'SYOUR FALSE PROPHET.
GET HIM !
YOU LIED TO ME,MOTHER.
YOU SAID IT WASTHE REAL MR. HANKEY.
I WILL NOT FORGETTHIS, MOTHER.
I WILL NOT FORGETTHIS EVER.
THIS IS REVOLUTION !
UH-OH, THEY'RERIOTING AGAIN.
The Children Riot
The kids riot after they discover the Mr. Hankey is an imposter.
Stan, Charlie and Uncle Howard are in deep trouble, but decide to surrender anyway.x CLOSE
Charlie feels like he's in his own holiday special.x CLOSE
The police spot Charlie Manson while trying to control the mall riot.x CLOSE
Stan goes with the boys to Cartman's grandma's house, even though his parents said no.x CLOSE
Cartman and his mom sing the 'Grandma Song' to pass time on the long drive.x CLOSE
Cartman is less than pleased with his grandma's gift.x CLOSE
The Cartman family holiday dinner grosses out the boys.x CLOSE
Cartman's Uncle Howard busts out of jail with Charles Manson.x CLOSE
Cartman's family won't drive him and his friends to see Mr. Hankey at the mall.x CLOSE
Charlie Manson hotwires the car and takes the kids to the mall to see Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE