WELL, WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILYDO FOR THE HOLIDAYS, STAN ?
MY FAMILY'S DEAD.
OH, I'M SORRY TOHEAR THAT, STANLEY.
DUDE, YOURFAMILY DIED ?
THEY'RE DEAD TO ME,MY MOM DOESN'T EVENKNOW I'M HERE.
I CAN'T BELIEVEI GOT A STUPID SHIRT.
THE HOLIDAYSARE BULLCRAP.
KYLE, WILL YOU HOLDGREAT GRANDMA'S
CATHETER BAGDURING DINNER ?
WHAT IS THIS ?
GREAT GRANDMOTHERHAS A BLADDER PROBLEM.
THIS HELPS HER OUT.
ERIC, DID YOU SAY HI TOYOUR LITTLE COUSIN ELVIN ?
HI, COUSIN ELVIN.
WELL, IT CERTAINLYIS NICE
WE COULD ALL GATHERFOR THE HOLIDAYS.
EVEN UNCLE HOWARDHAS JOINED US,
LIVE, VIA SATELLITEFROM THE STATE PENITENTIARY.
YOU LOOKGOOD, HOWARD.
DUDE, IS HE HEREEVERY YEAR LIKE THIS ?
Come on,let's eat already.
They gave me extrabread and water.
WHERE'S YOUR MANNERS, HOWARD ?
WE HAVEN'T EVENSAID GRACE YET.
MOM, WILL YOU DOTHE HONORS OFSAYING GRACE ?
GODAMMIT, WHY THE HELLDO I ALWAYS HAVETO SAY GRACE ?
IF ONE MORE PERSONASKS ME TO SAY GRACE,
I'LL BE LIKE...
I'M NOTSAYING GRACE.
AND IF YOUASK ME AGAIN,
I'LL KICK YOUSQUARE IN THE NUTS.
AMEN !AMEN !
( whining )
NO JIMMY, THISIS MY POT PIE.
NO, JIMMY,THAT'S A BAD, JIMMY.
NO, JIMMY, THAT'SGRANDPA'S POT PIE.
( yelling )NO, JIMMY !
DUDE, I DON'T KNOW HOWLONG I CAN STAY HERE.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
The Cartman family holiday dinner grosses out the boys.
Stan, Charlie and Uncle Howard are in deep trouble, but decide to surrender anyway.x CLOSE
Charlie feels like he's in his own holiday special.x CLOSE
The police spot Charlie Manson while trying to control the mall riot.x CLOSE
Stan goes with the boys to Cartman's grandma's house, even though his parents said no.x CLOSE
Cartman and his mom sing the 'Grandma Song' to pass time on the long drive.x CLOSE
Cartman is less than pleased with his grandma's gift.x CLOSE
The Cartman family holiday dinner grosses out the boys.x CLOSE
Cartman's Uncle Howard busts out of jail with Charles Manson.x CLOSE
Cartman's family won't drive him and his friends to see Mr. Hankey at the mall.x CLOSE
Charlie Manson hotwires the car and takes the kids to the mall to see Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE