ALRIGHT, YOU DAMNEDCARNIVAL PEOPLE,
IN THE JAIL WITH...
HEY, AREN'T THOSE THE PEOPLE WE FIRST THOUGHT TOOK THE WOODEN COW ?
DIDN'T WE EVERRELEASE THEM ?
I FORGOTALL ABOUT THEM.
OH MY GOD,OFFICER BARBRADY,
YOU NEVER HAD TOM AND MARY IN THE CELL.
I DIDN'T ?
NO, NO, INFACT THEYNEVER CAME TO SOUTHPARK.
WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM.
AAAHH, PHEEWW,I FEEL A LOT BETTER THEN.
ALTHOUGH I COULD'VE SWORETHAT I'VE HAD HEARD OF THEM
AND THEY STARVED TO DEATH IN MY PRISON.
SEE TERRENCE, LET'S LOOK FOR TREASURE !
GOOD IDEA, PHILLIP,LET'S LOOK FOR TREASURE !
WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING ?
HEY, CARTMANHOW'RE YOU FEELING ?
EXCEPT I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM LAST NIGHT.
REALLY, WHAT ABOUT ?
WELL, I DREAMED THAT I WASA POOR VIETNAMESE GIRL,
AND YOU GUYS MADE ME RIDE A BIG SCARY BULL,
AND THEN LEONARDO DICAPRIO GAVEME A SPANK FOR SEVERAL HOURS.
HEY, HOW DID YOU GUYS WON THOSETERRENCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS ?
HA, HA, HA.
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU GUYS DID MAKE ME RIDE THAT BULL !
NO, CARTMAN, THAT WAS JUST A DREAM.
BYE MING LEE...THANKS AGAIN.
HA, HA, HA.
SON OF A BITCH !
Cartman thinks it was all a dream.
The mayor and Uncle Jimbo preside over the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days.x CLOSE
Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed by the Chamber of Farts ride.x CLOSE
Game show contestants Tom and Mary win a trip to South Park.x CLOSE
The cows are released, but they don't move. People die anyway.x CLOSE
The boys ride the Line Ride, which is a line, not a ride.x CLOSE
Cartman is thrown from a mechanical bull in slightly less than ten seconds.x CLOSE
Kyle hits Cartman's bull in the balls with a snowball.x CLOSE
Tom and Mary are arrested for cow statue theft.x CLOSE
Cartman is convinced he's a prostitute, so he acts like one.x CLOSE