( click, click ! )
FREEZE COWS !
THE GAME IS OVER !
YOU'LL NOW RETURN TO YOUR RESPECTED TOWNS.
YA HEAR THAT, COWS ?
YOU'RE SURROUNDED, THERE'S NO WAY OUT !
YOU WILL NOW, ALL MARCH !
IN AN ORDERLY FASHION INTO THIS TRAILER !
HEY, WHERE'SSHE GOING ?
THAT'S THE WRONG WAY,YOU STUPID COW !
OH, DEAR JESUS, NO !
THEY'RE KILLING THEMSELVES !
STOP, PLEASEEE !
CAN'T WE DO ANYTHING ?
OH, GOD !THE HUMANITY MAN !
THIS IS THE FIRST MASS COWSUICIDE I'VE EVER SEEN IN...
AT LEAST 8 MONTHS.
Rather than go back to life as they knew it, all the cows jump off a cliff.
The mayor and Uncle Jimbo preside over the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days.x CLOSE
Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed by the Chamber of Farts ride.x CLOSE
Game show contestants Tom and Mary win a trip to South Park.x CLOSE
The cows are released, but they don't move. People die anyway.x CLOSE
The boys ride the Line Ride, which is a line, not a ride.x CLOSE
Cartman is thrown from a mechanical bull in slightly less than ten seconds.x CLOSE
Kyle hits Cartman's bull in the balls with a snowball.x CLOSE
Tom and Mary are arrested for cow statue theft.x CLOSE
Cartman is convinced he's a prostitute, so he acts like one.x CLOSE