South Park

Cow Suicide

Season 2 E 13 • 09/30/1998

Rather than go back to life as they knew it, all the cows jump off a cliff.

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Dare Hurts
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Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
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01:25

The Line Ride
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Cartman wastes more money on the Line Ride. Kyle is unhappy.
09/30/1998
01:08

The Running of the Cows
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The running of the cows is one of South Park's greatest and deadliest traditions.
09/30/1998
01:08

Mechanical Bull
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While the boys help Cartman practice for the $5,000 bull-riding contest, something's strange is happening out by the Cow Memorial.
09/30/1998
01:19

Snowball
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Kyle finds a tired old bull for Cartman to practice bull riding on. Then he hits the bull in the balls with a snowball.
09/30/1998
01:09

Ming-Lee
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Massive head trauma has taken its toll on Cartman, while game show winners Tom and Mary are arrested for the missing "sacred cow."
09/30/1998
01:22

Cow Cult
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Cartman tries to solicit people at the Cow Days carnival for sex. Meanwhile, South Park's cows are still acting fishy.
09/30/1998
01:07

Bad Cows
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When Ned busts out the whip to try and disburse the legions of cows, they respond by showing a rare taste for blood.
09/30/1998
01:21

Bull-Riding Record
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Cartman'can ride a bull due to to his experience as a prostitute, and he sets a new world record.
09/30/1998
01:46

South Park Calls "Shenanigans"
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The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
09/30/1998
01:02

Cow Suicide
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When Uncle Jimbo enlists the FBI to bring the cow insurrection to justice, the standoff proves fatal for the cows.
09/30/1998
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Jennifer Love Hewitt
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At the opening ceremony of the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days, the boys try to win an expensive prize.
09/30/1998
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Shenanigans
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When the balls continue to be too big for Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.
09/30/1998
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The Chamber of Farts
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Cartman convinces the boys to spend a buck each on the Chamber of Farts, a kind of haunted house sort of thing that'll definitely be scary.
09/30/1998
01:16

"What The Hell Is That?"
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Contestants Tom and Mary on "What the Hell Is That?" win a trip to South Park, Colorado during the running of the cows.
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Cartman's Dream
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Cartman returns to his old self again, only to learn he's been had.
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The Chewbacca Defense
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The trial begins and Cochrane uses the Chewbacca Defense, a technique so advanced nobody understands it. Chef s found guilty.
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Elton John
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Johnny Cochrane agrees to represent Chef for $2 million. The boys visit Sir Elton John, who remembers Chef and donates a little money.
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Cartman is singing a hot new song by Alanis Morissette called "Stinky Britches," that was originally written by Chef. He decides to go to the record label.
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Chef and the boys take the original song to Capitalist Records. The executive claims to not see the connection and sues Chef.
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