HE STILL THINKS HE'S A VIETNAMESE PROSTITUTE.
( speaking Vietnamese )
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALDO YOU THINK HE CAN RIDE THE BULL ?
YEAH, I THINK SO.
HEY, SOLDIER BOY ?HEY, SOLDIER BOY ?
HELLO, SOLDIER BOY, ME SO HORNY,ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME.
GO AWAY, KID, YOU'RE GROSSING ME OUT.
BEAT IT, KID, COME ON, HONEY.
COME ALL, THE CHAMBER OF FARTSHAS BEEN FIXED AND IS REOPENED.
HEY, WHERE'S CARTMAN ?
KENNY, GO FIND CARTMAN.WE HAVE TO SIGN HIM UP FOR THE BULL RIDE.
OH, IT'S SO COLD HERE.
WHERE IS THAT SHERIFF ?
WE NEED WATER.
OH, WELL, LET'S TRY TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT, MARY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.WE'RE NOT BEING POSITIVE.
AT LEAST WE GET SOME TIME ALONE.
YEAH, AND AT LEAST WE'VE GOT OUR HEALTH.
I'LL TELL YOU, MITCHEL,
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
WHERE ARE THEY AGAIN ?
JUST RIGHT UP OVER THIS RIDGE.
THAT'S WHAT THEY'VEBEEN DOING ALL MORNING,
JUST SITTING THERE AND MOOING.
AND MORE COWS COME ALL THE TIME.
WELL, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE NEITHER.
BUT I KNOW ONE THING, WHEN COWS START GETTING TOGETHER
IT CAN'T BE GOOD.
THEY MIGHT START FORMING A CULT.
UM, COW CULT.
Cartman is convinced he's a prostitute, so he acts like one.
The mayor and Uncle Jimbo preside over the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days.x CLOSE
Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed by the Chamber of Farts ride.x CLOSE
Game show contestants Tom and Mary win a trip to South Park.x CLOSE
The cows are released, but they don't move. People die anyway.x CLOSE
The boys ride the Line Ride, which is a line, not a ride.x CLOSE
Cartman is thrown from a mechanical bull in slightly less than ten seconds.x CLOSE
Kyle hits Cartman's bull in the balls with a snowball.x CLOSE
Tom and Mary are arrested for cow statue theft.x CLOSE
Cartman is convinced he's a prostitute, so he acts like one.x CLOSE