( clock bell rings )MOO.
THIS RIDE BETTER BE GOOD.
YEAH, THIS LINE IS WAY TOO LONG.
I THINK WE'RE ALMOST TO THE END.
WE'D BETTER BE.
WE'VE BEEN IN LINE FOR ALMOST AN HOUR.
HERE WE GO.
DID YOU ENJOY THE RIDE ?
WHAT RIDE ?
THIS WAS THE LINE RIDE,
A REAL-LIVE SIMULATOR OF A LONG LINE.
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
THAT'S FIVE TICKETS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
COME SEE US AGAIN SOON.
MY ASS,WE WILL.
CARTMAN, THIS IS JUST MY OPINION,
BUT I THINK THE LINE RIDE SUCKED DONKEY BALLS.
YEAH, LET'S NOTRIDE THAT RIDE AGAIN.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A PHOTO OF YOU BOYS ON THE LINE RIDE ?
HOW MUCH ?
JUST THREE DOLLARS.
OH THAT'SPRETTY SWEET.
YOU DUMB ASS, CARTMAN.
THIS IS COOL.
NO, IT'S NOT COOL.
IS TOO !
CAN I HELP YOU BOYS ?
WE'RE GOING TO TRY WIN THOSE DOLLS AGAIN.
OKAY, FIVE DOLLARS FOR THREE BALLS.
HOW MUCH DO WEHAVE LEFT, CARTMAN ?
UH, THREE DOLLARS.
WHAT ? YOU SAID WE HAD PLENTY OF MONEY, CARTMAN.
YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE FACT
THAT I SUCK AT MATH.
YOU SON OF A BITCH !
AH, AH !
The Line Ride
The boys ride the Line Ride, which is a line, not a ride.
The mayor and Uncle Jimbo preside over the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days.x CLOSE
Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed by the Chamber of Farts ride.x CLOSE
Game show contestants Tom and Mary win a trip to South Park.x CLOSE
The cows are released, but they don't move. People die anyway.x CLOSE
The boys ride the Line Ride, which is a line, not a ride.x CLOSE
Cartman is thrown from a mechanical bull in slightly less than ten seconds.x CLOSE
Kyle hits Cartman's bull in the balls with a snowball.x CLOSE
Tom and Mary are arrested for cow statue theft.x CLOSE
Cartman is convinced he's a prostitute, so he acts like one.x CLOSE