( audience cheering )
MA, GIVE MESOME MONEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS.
I NEED $17 SO WE CAN WINTERRANCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS.
KYLE, GET BACK INTO THE CARNIVAL THIS INSTANT.
YOU CAN'T BE OUT ON THE STREETS.
I WILL IF YOU GIVE ME MONEY.
OKAY, EVERYBODY, OKAY, SETTLE DOWN.
I KNOW YOU'RE ALL ANXIOUS TO GETTO THE RUNNING OF THE COWS,
BUT LET ME REMIND YOU THOSE BRAVE SOULS WHO HAVE DECIDED TO RUN AGAINST THE COWS
DO SO AT THEY'RE OWN RISK.
I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO REMIND YOU THAT THREE PEOPLE DIED
AT LAST YEAR'S RUNNING OF THE COWS.
WITH THAT SAID, LET'S ROCK AND ROLL !
EVERYBODY READY TO RUN ?
RELEASE THE COWS.
( crowd screaming )
MOO, MOO !
AH, AH, AH.UGH.
AH, AH !
The Running of the Cows
The cows are released, but they don't move. People die anyway.
The mayor and Uncle Jimbo preside over the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days.x CLOSE
Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed by the Chamber of Farts ride.x CLOSE
Game show contestants Tom and Mary win a trip to South Park.x CLOSE
The cows are released, but they don't move. People die anyway.x CLOSE
The boys ride the Line Ride, which is a line, not a ride.x CLOSE
Cartman is thrown from a mechanical bull in slightly less than ten seconds.x CLOSE
Kyle hits Cartman's bull in the balls with a snowball.x CLOSE
Tom and Mary are arrested for cow statue theft.x CLOSE
Cartman is convinced he's a prostitute, so he acts like one.x CLOSE