( audience cheering )
WELL, TOM AND MARY,
YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE FINAL ROUND.
ARE YOU READY TO PLAY FOR THE GRAND PRIZE ?
WE'RE READY, BOB.
ANY PARTICULAR PRIZE YOU'RE HOPING FOR ?
WELL, HAWAII'S NICE, BUT TAHITI WOULD BE FUN TOO.
WOULD BE GREAT.
I WISH YOU LUCK. HERE WE GO.
WHAT IS THE THIN FLAP OF SKIN
THAT RUNS FROM THE BASE OF THE PENIS TO THE SCROTUM ?
OH, WAIT, WAIT.I KNOW THIS.
THE...UPPER VASCULAR HOOD.
I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
TELL THEM WHAT THEY'VE WON.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALYOUR COWBOY HATS
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TOBEAUTIFUL SOUTH PARK COLORADO.
JUST IN TIME FOR COW DAYS,
THE WORLD'S 45TH BIGGEST RODEO AND CARNIVAL.
EVERY FALL, SOUTH PARK CELEBRATES COW DAYS,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE A PART OF IT.
YOU'LL STAY AT THE FABULOUS SUPER 7 HOTEL ON BERNARD ROAD,
AND ENJOY FESTIVITIES INCLUDING PRIZES, RIDES, AND OF COURSE,
THE WORLD-FAMOUS RUNNING OF THE COWS.
CONGRATULATIONS, TOM AND MARY.
TOM AND MARY, YOU MUST BE VERY EXCITED.
WHAT WAS SECOND PRIZE AGAIN ?
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. SEE YOU TOMORROW ON...
OOH, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?
"What The Hell Is That?"
Game show contestants Tom and Mary win a trip to South Park.
The mayor and Uncle Jimbo preside over the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days.x CLOSE
Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed by the Chamber of Farts ride.x CLOSE
Game show contestants Tom and Mary win a trip to South Park.x CLOSE
The cows are released, but they don't move. People die anyway.x CLOSE
The boys ride the Line Ride, which is a line, not a ride.x CLOSE
Cartman is thrown from a mechanical bull in slightly less than ten seconds.x CLOSE
Kyle hits Cartman's bull in the balls with a snowball.x CLOSE
Tom and Mary are arrested for cow statue theft.x CLOSE
Cartman is convinced he's a prostitute, so he acts like one.x CLOSE