OH WAIT, PULL HARDER.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
HA, HA HA, HA, HA.
PULL REALLY HARD, PHILLIP.
WAIT, UGH, UGH...
OH BOY !
UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH...
WAIT, WAIT... UGH..
( farts )
HA, HA, GOT YOU THERE.
UH, OH,HA, HA, HA.
OH, YOU GOTME, TERRENCE.
YES, I SURE DID.
WHOA DUDE, YOUR DAD IS WATCHING
TERRENCE AND PHILLIP.
NO, I WAS JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS.
HEY, DAD, WE NEED TO BUILD A CLUBHOUSE.
HOW DO WE DO IT ?
YOU JUST GET A HAMMER AND SOME WOOD.
DO SOME GIRLS WANT TO PLAY TRUTH OR DAY OR SOMETHING ?
YEAH, DUDE,HOW DID YOU KNOW ?
HOW DO YOU THINK I MET YOUR MOTHER ?
RANDY, MY WEDDING RING.
I LOST IT DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL !
HA, HA, HA.
STANLEY, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH
THIS HORRIBLE CARTOON.
YEAH, STANLEYYOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
HERE, STANLEY, YOU WATCH NICE CARTOONS LIKE "FAT ABBOT".
RANDY, WILL YOU PLEASE COME GET MY WEDDING RING OUT OF SINK !
HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, RUDY ?
MAN, YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.
I LOSE WEIGHT WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT, BITCH !
SHUT YOUR BITCH-ASS MOUTH, HO' !
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS !
WHOA DUDE, SWEET !
YOU THINK YOU'RE SLICK, YOU PUNK-ASS, BLASPHEMOUS,
I HAD MY JIMMY WACKED SEVEN TIMES LAST WEEK.
I'LL BUST A CAP IN YOUR ( bleep )
WOW, CARTOONS ARE GETTING REALLY DIRTY.
DID YOU FIND IT ?
GIVE ME A SECOND,WOULD YOU.
DON'T SNAP AT ME !
I DIDN'T SNAP AT YOU.
YOU SNAPPED AT ME !
IN 15 YEARS, YOU'VE NEVER SAID "WHATEVER" TO ME.
I DON'T WANT FIGHT,I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY TOO.
I THINK I FOUND IT.
THAT'S NOT IT,YOU IDIOT !
HEY, BACK OFF( bleep )!
YOU JUST SAID THE "C" WORD !
DID I ?
THIS IS A SWEET SPOT FOR A CLUBHOUSE.
The "C" Word
Mr. Marsh tells Stan and Kyle how to build a clubhouse.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Wendy wants to setup Kyle and Bebe.x CLOSE
Stan gets caught passing notes.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle play truth or dare with Wendy and Bebe.x CLOSE
Mr. Marsh tells Stan and Kyle how to build a clubhouse.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kenny plan to build a rival clubhouse.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey counsels Stan's parents.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kenny finish the clubhouse.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle work on their clubhouse.x CLOSE
Chef advises Stan on playing Truth or Dare.x CLOSE
Kenny brings a couple of older women to the clubhouse.x CLOSE